13th Transmission

[heavyweaponsbot]

[There are dragging, scraping sounds as the comm clicks on, and they continue throughout the transmission.]

I require...

[A long pause, as if the next part is physically painful to say.]

... a mechanic. And a drink.

[The comm clicks off there, as the speaker continues hauling his broken old aft toward his quarters.]

Comments

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[mnu-spreadslies.livejournal.com]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Yeah... I am... lacking.

Who is this?

[Text]

[mnu-spreadslies.livejournal.com]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Never heard of it.

... Heading to my quarters. You have... tools?

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[mnu-spreadslies.livejournal.com]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

So pleased you found another who can take care of your broken down aft. [ Bitter? Never. >:| ]

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

Hmn. Did not... think you would want to try.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

It is my function, no matter what idiocy led to the damages.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Fine, then nothing has happened, there are no damages.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

You are a very poor liar.

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Guess you don't need me.

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

You are speaking to me now.

dated b4 she dies, lawl

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Just making a passing comment.

... You're going to kill him.

[heavyweaponsbot]

If... that is what you want.

she can't D: she's dead 8(

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

If what's what I want?

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[He's tempted to respond. So, so tempted. He refrains, for now.

As for those drinks... Shockwave left Ironhide Energon cubes outside his quarters. Don't use them all in one place.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Oh damn you Shockwave 8| ... You know he's going to attribute this to someone else entirely.]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Love you too, Ironhide. And he's certain, but there's only so many Energon-users on the ship that can deny it was them, and all.
Not that Shockwave is ever going to bring it up.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He won't ask. Don't worry.

... but you do realize you're going to get pummeled eventually? Thanks to Mikaela's most recent deathcapade?]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Hey, that totes wasn't his fault. You're supposed to be her big scary guard dog. He's not even entirely sure what's going on with everyone.

Shockwave's writer looks forward to his immenient pummelling, however.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

Are you quite alright?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Hmnf. I will live.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

I ahve not spoken with you in some time, Ironhide. Have have you fared?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Hmpf. Been... better.

You are... intact?

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

I am...sorry to hear that.

I am, yes.