13th Transmission

[heavyweaponsbot]

[There are dragging, scraping sounds as the comm clicks on, and they continue throughout the transmission.]

I require...

[A long pause, as if the next part is physically painful to say.]

... a mechanic. And a drink.

[The comm clicks off there, as the speaker continues hauling his broken old aft toward his quarters.]

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He won't ask. Don't worry.

... but you do realize you're going to get pummeled eventually? Thanks to Mikaela's most recent deathcapade?]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Hey, that totes wasn't his fault. You're supposed to be her big scary guard dog. He's not even entirely sure what's going on with everyone.

Shockwave's writer looks forward to his immenient pummelling, however.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Well he WOULD be if she weren't MAD at him because he hates you. She told him to GTFO and he GTFO...d.

Ineedmypunkassdecepticonicon.]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[He'd expected Ironhide to stubbornly NOT GTFO, though. Because Ironhide is too Ironhide...y.

It'ssuchalovelyicon.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[In a normal world, that would be likely. But everything is... messed up here. He thought maybe distance would be best.

ThaticonrequiresthenewSherlockHolmestrailer.]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[There's only so many places to avoid each other on the failboat. This is going to go bad real fast.

XD]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Real fast... hope you don't like your arms being attached... :<]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[It's always the arms. Or the optics. It's those big shoulder treads, isn't it?]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Well when you have such hugeaft targets...]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Like that hugeaft hole in your chest? O|]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[... Shut up you're not supposed to notice that. 8|]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[It's a little hard to not notice it when you've been in that body before O|]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[... shush we're not talking about that. Ever. Like Halloween.]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Like every other embarrassing thing that happens on this ship?

Including your fish fetish?]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Yes. Like every embarrassing incident on this ship.

... THE FISH HAD A SPARK FETISH!]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, and that's why the medic was digging around in your chest, right? O3]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[... yes, to remove the fish and claim what was rightfully his |D]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[XD ooooh, jealous of the fish, huh?]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[The fish has nothing on the Doc' by now >__>;]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[If only you weren't so stubborn and could just acknowledge it.

Shockwave figured out your and the Doc a long time ago.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Oh what no.

Liiiies!]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[C'mon, you had epic freakouts every time Shockwave so much as mentioned Ratchet, and he's suspicious of everybody all the time.

So yeah, so not lies.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[That was so not an epic freakout. You have not seen an epic freakout yet, Shockwave.

... but you will.]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[He isn't looking forward to seeing Ironhide's official epic freakout. Really.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[... Is anyone? |D]