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13th Transmission

[There are dragging, scraping sounds as the comm clicks on, and they continue throughout the transmission.]

I require...

[A long pause, as if the next part is physically painful to say.]

... a mechanic. And a drink.

[The comm clicks off there, as the speaker continues hauling his broken old aft toward his quarters.]

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[Love you too, Ironhide. And he's certain, but there's only so many Energon-users on the ship that can deny it was them, and all.
Not that Shockwave is ever going to bring it up.]

[He won't ask. Don't worry.

... but you do realize you're going to get pummeled eventually? Thanks to Mikaela's most recent deathcapade?]

[Hey, that totes wasn't his fault. You're supposed to be her big scary guard dog. He's not even entirely sure what's going on with everyone.

~~Shockwave's writer looks forward to his immenient pummelling, however.~~]

[Well he WOULD be if she weren't MAD at him because he hates you. She told him to GTFO and he GTFO...d.

~~Ineedmypunkassdecepticonicon.~~]

[He'd expected Ironhide to stubbornly NOT GTFO, though. Because Ironhide is too Ironhide...y.

~~It'ssuchalovelyicon.~~]

[In a normal world, that would be likely. But everything is... messed up here. He thought maybe distance would be best.

~~ThaticonrequiresthenewSherlockHolmestrailer.~~]

[There's only so many places to avoid each other on the failboat. This is going to go bad real fast.

XD]

[Real fast... hope you don't like your arms being attached... :<]

[It's always the arms. Or the optics. It's those big shoulder treads, isn't it?]

[Well when you have such hugeaft targets...]

[Like that hugeaft hole in your chest? O|]

[... Shut up you're not supposed to notice that. 8|]

[It's a little hard to not notice it when you've been in that body before O|]

[... shush we're not talking about that. Ever. Like Halloween.]

[Like every other embarrassing thing that happens on this ship?

Including your fish fetish?]

[Yes. Like every embarrassing incident on this ship.

... THE FISH HAD A SPARK FETISH!]

[Yeah, and that's why the medic was digging around in your chest, right? O3]

[... yes, to remove the fish and claim what was rightfully his |D]

[XD ooooh, jealous of the fish, huh?]

[The fish has nothing on the Doc' by now >__>;]

[If only you weren't so stubborn and could just acknowledge it.

Shockwave figured out your and the Doc a long time ago.]

[Oh what no.

Liiiies!]

[C'mon, you had epic freakouts every time Shockwave so much as mentioned Ratchet, and he's suspicious of everybody all the time.

So yeah, so not lies.]

[That was so not an epic freakout. You have not seen an epic freakout yet, Shockwave.

... but you will.]

[He isn't looking forward to seeing Ironhide's official epic freakout. Really.]

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