13th Transmission

[heavyweaponsbot]

[There are dragging, scraping sounds as the comm clicks on, and they continue throughout the transmission.]

I require...

[A long pause, as if the next part is physically painful to say.]

... a mechanic. And a drink.

[The comm clicks off there, as the speaker continues hauling his broken old aft toward his quarters.]

Comments

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[He'd expected Ironhide to stubbornly NOT GTFO, though. Because Ironhide is too Ironhide...y.

It'ssuchalovelyicon.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[In a normal world, that would be likely. But everything is... messed up here. He thought maybe distance would be best.

ThaticonrequiresthenewSherlockHolmestrailer.]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[There's only so many places to avoid each other on the failboat. This is going to go bad real fast.

XD]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Real fast... hope you don't like your arms being attached... :<]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[It's always the arms. Or the optics. It's those big shoulder treads, isn't it?]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Well when you have such hugeaft targets...]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Like that hugeaft hole in your chest? O|]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[... Shut up you're not supposed to notice that. 8|]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[It's a little hard to not notice it when you've been in that body before O|]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[... shush we're not talking about that. Ever. Like Halloween.]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Like every other embarrassing thing that happens on this ship?

Including your fish fetish?]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Yes. Like every embarrassing incident on this ship.

... THE FISH HAD A SPARK FETISH!]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, and that's why the medic was digging around in your chest, right? O3]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[... yes, to remove the fish and claim what was rightfully his |D]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[XD ooooh, jealous of the fish, huh?]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[The fish has nothing on the Doc' by now >__>;]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[If only you weren't so stubborn and could just acknowledge it.

Shockwave figured out your and the Doc a long time ago.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Oh what no.

Liiiies!]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[C'mon, you had epic freakouts every time Shockwave so much as mentioned Ratchet, and he's suspicious of everybody all the time.

So yeah, so not lies.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[That was so not an epic freakout. You have not seen an epic freakout yet, Shockwave.

... but you will.]

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[He isn't looking forward to seeing Ironhide's official epic freakout. Really.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[... Is anyone? |D]