29th Transmission -- [Locked FROM Ratchet]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Ironhide has never sounded this awkward or embarrassed in his entire time aboard the ship. He doesn't even seem able to quite get coherent words out of himself.]

I... I need... to find books. Certain... books. Of... questionable content. I... do not ask this lightly, I...

Need books about... human... mating. Do not ask.


Hate my life.





((ooc: Ironhide chucked Ratchet's books out the window. See? His wife is not happy.))

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

Only asking because Ratchet had a book.

...

He no longer has said book.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

I see. And would you have something to do with the disappearance of said book?

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

Maybe.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, she's definitely amused.]

Perhaps you will find a replacement in the library.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I have no desire to look.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

Surely you do not expect someone else to do what you yourself need to complete?

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

Maybe.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

That is hardly the way to go about this, you realize. You have caused your partners anger, it ought to be you who soothes it.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... what partner?

[Denial thy name is Ironhide.]

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

Are you not all of the same team?

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Oh. Yeah. We are.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

Then it ought to be you that fixes this.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... that is what I am trying to do.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

By getting someone else to do what you yourself ought to be doing. You are responsible for the initial destruction of the item, then really...it ought to be you who personally replaces it.

[:D]

[heavyweaponsbot]

That is why I am asking for the books.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

You miss my point. It ought to be you yourself retrieving them from the library.

Or deck 12, as it were.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... I do not wish to.