heavyweaponsbot: (OH FUCK MY LIFE)
Ironhide ([personal profile] heavyweaponsbot) wrote2010-03-27 12:41 pm
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29th Transmission -- [Locked FROM Ratchet]

[Ironhide has never sounded this awkward or embarrassed in his entire time aboard the ship. He doesn't even seem able to quite get coherent words out of himself.]

I... I need... to find books. Certain... books. Of... questionable content. I... do not ask this lightly, I...

Need books about... human... mating. Do not ask.


Hate my life.





((ooc: Ironhide chucked Ratchet's books out the window. See? His wife is not happy.))
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[identity profile] scionofwisdom.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, she's definitely amused.]

Perhaps you will find a replacement in the library.
heavyweaponsbot: (Hide your pain)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-28 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no desire to look.

[identity profile] scionofwisdom.livejournal.com 2010-03-28 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Surely you do not expect someone else to do what you yourself need to complete?

[identity profile] scionofwisdom.livejournal.com 2010-03-29 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
That is hardly the way to go about this, you realize. You have caused your partners anger, it ought to be you who soothes it.
heavyweaponsbot: (They always go for the chest.)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-29 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
... what partner?

[Denial thy name is Ironhide.]

[identity profile] scionofwisdom.livejournal.com 2010-03-29 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Are you not all of the same team?
heavyweaponsbot: (brb rebooting I saw Ratchet's hips)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-29 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
... Oh. Yeah. We are.

[identity profile] scionofwisdom.livejournal.com 2010-03-29 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Then it ought to be you that fixes this.
heavyweaponsbot: (>B()

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-29 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
... that is what I am trying to do.

[identity profile] scionofwisdom.livejournal.com 2010-03-29 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
By getting someone else to do what you yourself ought to be doing. You are responsible for the initial destruction of the item, then really...it ought to be you who personally replaces it.

[:D]
heavyweaponsbot: (Action pose go!)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-29 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
That is why I am asking for the books.

[identity profile] scionofwisdom.livejournal.com 2010-03-29 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
You miss my point. It ought to be you yourself retrieving them from the library.

Or deck 12, as it were.
heavyweaponsbot: (Hide your pain)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-29 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
... I do not wish to.
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