15th Transmission

[heavyweaponsbot]

. . .

[Awkward silence for a few moments.]

Anyone here know how to dispose of a corpse on this ship? Particularly one that is... falling apart...




((ooc: Yes, the fish that so traumatized Mikaela, and had taken up residence in Ironhide's bathtub... has passed on. He's not allowed pets.))

Comments

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Gross, Ironhide!

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

What?

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

What're you doing with a corpse?!

[heavyweaponsbot]

I did not... know it was a corpse. Until I saw it.

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

What is it a corpse of?

[heavyweaponsbot]

. . .

A fish.

1/2

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

2/3 i lied

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

A...a fish?

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

...

You still have that?!

I KNEW it!

[heavyweaponsbot]

I do--

What!

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

You kept it, didn't you! You two have a fish fetish! I knew it!

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Would you stop shouting that over the open network!

We. Do. Not! He did not want it killed! So I put it... in water!

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] HAHA sorry Ironhide XD

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Oh my God!

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] You are giving him a heartattack.

[heavyweaponsbot]

For the last time! It is not what you think!

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] She's just doing her daughterly duties 8|

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

I still can't believe you KEPT IT!

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] She's going to kill him.

[heavyweaponsbot]

He told me not to harm it!

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] She doesn't mean to? She loves Daddy!Hide.

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Well, it's dead! You didn't do a very good job!

[Still bitter and freaked. Oh yes.]

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] ;-; He can feel his spark shutting down...

[heavyweaponsbot]

How was I supposed to know how to care for an organic pet!

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] ;NO DAD WHAT NO

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

You should've asked me!

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] TOO LATE TOO MUCH DAMAGE.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I asked for assistance!





Ow...

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] DADDY NOOOOOOOOOO

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

I told you I'd help you, I--

...Are you okay?

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] DEAD

[heavyweaponsbot]

You never did.

I am fine. Just... tripped.

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

So what, is this somehow my fault now?!

...Tripped? Over...what? Are you okay?

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] ...

[heavyweaponsbot]

No. Ratchet's fault.

... Over a piece of the bed. I am fine.

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] DAD

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

How is it Rathcet's fault...?!

...Are you sure?

..Wait. A piece? Did you break it or something?