15th Transmission

[heavyweaponsbot]

. . .

[Awkward silence for a few moments.]

Anyone here know how to dispose of a corpse on this ship? Particularly one that is... falling apart...




((ooc: Yes, the fish that so traumatized Mikaela, and had taken up residence in Ironhide's bathtub... has passed on. He's not allowed pets.))

Comments

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

You kept it, didn't you! You two have a fish fetish! I knew it!

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Would you stop shouting that over the open network!

We. Do. Not! He did not want it killed! So I put it... in water!

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] HAHA sorry Ironhide XD

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Oh my God!

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] You are giving him a heartattack.

[heavyweaponsbot]

For the last time! It is not what you think!

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] She's just doing her daughterly duties 8|

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

I still can't believe you KEPT IT!

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] She's going to kill him.

[heavyweaponsbot]

He told me not to harm it!

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] She doesn't mean to? She loves Daddy!Hide.

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Well, it's dead! You didn't do a very good job!

[Still bitter and freaked. Oh yes.]

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] ;-; He can feel his spark shutting down...

[heavyweaponsbot]

How was I supposed to know how to care for an organic pet!

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] ;NO DAD WHAT NO

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

You should've asked me!

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] TOO LATE TOO MUCH DAMAGE.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I asked for assistance!





Ow...

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] DADDY NOOOOOOOOOO

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

I told you I'd help you, I--

...Are you okay?

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] DEAD

[heavyweaponsbot]

You never did.

I am fine. Just... tripped.

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

So what, is this somehow my fault now?!

...Tripped? Over...what? Are you okay?

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[heavyweaponsbot]

No. Ratchet's fault.

... Over a piece of the bed. I am fine.

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] DAD

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

How is it Rathcet's fault...?!

...Are you sure?

..Wait. A piece? Did you break it or something?

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] XO

[heavyweaponsbot]

He wanted the creature.

Yeah. I am sure... and this bed has been broken for... weeks.

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[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Doesn't make it his fault. Just flush it down the toilet.

...It's still not fixed?!

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[heavyweaponsbot]

It is. I would not have kept it if he did not insist.

... do what with it?

No.

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] /REVIVES

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

...Do you want me to come get rid of it, Ironhide?

That's really weird.

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] ...

[heavyweaponsbot]

... yes.

Why is it... weird?

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] /PHOENIX DOWN

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Okay. I'm uh...on my way.

Cause usually stuff fixes itself. Sometimes.

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] ... B|

[heavyweaponsbot]

... you know where I am.

Does it?

[LOCKED - UNHACKABLE - SO UNHACKABLE] SCORE

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

On my way.

Yeah. Sometimes.

[doop doop doop, BANG BANG on the door :D]

[SPAMS WITH ACTION!]

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

[He hobbles over to it, opening it for her.]

[SPAMS WITH ACTION!]

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

[She slips in under his arm, glancing around.]

Okay....so where's the fish?