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Ironhide ([personal profile] heavyweaponsbot) wrote2009-12-16 02:00 pm
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[Awkward silence for a few moments.]

Anyone here know how to dispose of a corpse on this ship? Particularly one that is... falling apart...




((ooc: Yes, the fish that so traumatized Mikaela, and had taken up residence in Ironhide's bathtub... has passed on. He's not allowed pets.))

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[identity profile] blindimmortal.livejournal.com 2009-12-16 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
A corpse you say? What type kind of corpse, hmm?

[Yeah, who'd you kill?]

[identity profile] destinedtorule.livejournal.com 2009-12-16 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I always knew you were a violent sort.
heavyweaponsbot: (Give me the strength)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-12-16 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
... An aquatic... creature.

[A fish.]
heavyweaponsbot: (Truth will show)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-12-16 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You are unhelpful as always. This had nothing to do with me.

[identity profile] blindimmortal.livejournal.com 2009-12-16 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
An... aquatic creature?

[Wot]
heavyweaponsbot: (This is the only way)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-12-16 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
... Yeah. It... was in my quarters. And has... expired.

[It was an accidental pet. And Ironhide fails at taking care of pets.]

[identity profile] aswanbyday.livejournal.com 2009-12-16 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
A...corpse?

[What is this, I don't even...]
heavyweaponsbot: (Soldiers stand or die)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-12-16 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. It... is in my quarters. I wish to be rid of it.

[identity profile] aswanbyday.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Well what kind of corpse is it?
heavyweaponsbot: (Interesting. Does it explode?)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-12-17 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a pause.]

...

Decomposing kind.

[identity profile] aswanbyday.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh...um.

Well why not just throw it over the side of the ship? As long as it's not a passenger, I don't see why it that wouldn't be okay?
heavyweaponsbot: (Both defendant and judge)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-12-17 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
... Guess so. So long as it doesn't return to my quarters.

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Gross, Ironhide!
Edited 2009-12-17 00:22 (UTC)

[identity profile] aswanbyday.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
I hope it helps. Good luck!
heavyweaponsbot: (More than I can compute)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-12-17 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
... I do not know your vocals.
heavyweaponsbot: (WTF JUST HAPPENED HERE.)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-12-17 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
...

What?

[identity profile] mysweetchildren.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Is it... a child?

[identity profile] aswanbyday.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Forgive me. I'm Odette.
heavyweaponsbot: (More than I can compute)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-12-17 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

Hmn. I... guess it... could be young?
heavyweaponsbot: (Hide your pain)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-12-17 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Ironhide.

[identity profile] mysweetchildren.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
You do not know? Sweet children are very easy to tell the difference between adult humans and elves.

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
What're you doing with a corpse?!

[identity profile] aswanbyday.livejournal.com 2009-12-17 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
It's nice to meet you.
heavyweaponsbot: (Give me the strength)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-12-17 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
I did not... know it was a corpse. Until I saw it.
heavyweaponsbot: (Truth will show)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-12-17 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
I can tell human spawn from adults! Easy enough!

You think I am blind?
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