7th Transmission / Audio

[heavyweaponsbot]

I begin to loathe this boat nearly as much as aircraft... Going to rust in all this... damp.

Need something to keep from stiffening up. Some sort of exercise... Only so many times I can drive around these decks. Unlike some, I do not enjoy poking holes in turf, or studying these yellow creatures all day.

Hmnf.

Open to... suggestion.

Comments

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

I shall leave C4 in my quarters, if he bothers you so much.

[ Private ]

For what purpose? [Ratchet does not like this. B|]

[heavyweaponsbot]

It does. It is... sticky.

[Private]

How should I know? Probably trying to find something to use against me. Or us.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

... [He is shaking his head at you, 'Hide.] Protoform.

[ Private ]

I highly doubt he learned anything that useful.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Am not.

[Private]

Then why tell me he spied upon us at all?

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

You can be. You are afraid of a creature smaller than your servo.

[ Private ]

To draw a reaction from you.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I am not afraid of it. I do not like it. Difference.

[Private]

Did not have to involve you. Other ways to do it.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

Fine. You are afraid of getting 'sticky.' [Totally amused.]

[ Private ]

Yet this way was effective.

Honestly, Ironhide, I am more than capable of taking care of myself. If he wishes to harass me over some embarrassing act while I was overcharged, so be it - It does not bother me.

You should not allow him to rile you up.

[heavyweaponsbot]

It gets in my circuits.

[Private]

I am aware of that. It is not the point... Hmnf! You may accept Decepticons slandering you, but I cannot.

You say that as if it is simple to do.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

As do plasma burns. And explosive rounds.

[ Private ]

Slander? If he wishes to point out that we broke a piece of human furniture, it is hardly the worst he could do.

Then set down your communicator. You are only giving him what he wants by continuing.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Yeah. Those are painful. This is irritating. Difference.

[Private]

... Mnf. [His way of agreeing, when he really doesn't want to.]

Not as easy as you make it sound, 'Doc.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

You would more readily deal with pain than irritation?

[ Private ]

Then perhaps I should come distract you. I did want to explore some of the other levels of the ship.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yeah. Can shut off pain receptors.

[Private]

... heard there were caves on this thing. Figured someone should make sure you did not fall into one.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

I am left to wonder if you realize the point of pain receptors.

[ Private ]

Caves? Really?

I would like to see them.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... to inform us when we need to visit you, I assume.

[Private]

That was what I was told.

Figured you would.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

Or better yet, to inform you when an action is not advisable, because it will result in damage.

[ Private ]

Do you know the deck number? [Sciiiience? :3]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Damage is necessary to take. What are a few more dents and holes to this frame?

[Private]

No. Could go looking.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

The next dent you receive is going to be from my wrench, if you continue talking like that.

[ Private ]

It would be a suitable distraction?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Thought they took your wrench. Calm down... you know my tolerance for injury is higher than normal...

[Private]

Yeah. Coming?

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

They did. [Sigh. If he had it, though...]

[ Private ]

On my way.

[Transformation noises go here. Something like chk chk chkskgjsklgjsl]

[heavyweaponsbot]

... We will find you another.

[Private]

Waiting.

[More transformation noises go here. chk chk chkskgjsklgjsl]

[ ACTION SPAM! ]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[One neon golf cart headed your way. Beep.]

[ ACTION SPAM! ]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Totally waiting for you in the doorway. One black go-kart. Of death.]

[ ACTION SPAM! ]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[Ohai.]

You will be pleased to know that C4 is in my quarters. Your interiors are safe.

[ ACTION SPAM! ]

[heavyweaponsbot]

I did not ask about the creature.

[Engine rev >|]

[ ACTION SPAM! ]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

I was informing you so that you would not have to.

[That is an impressive engine, dear.]