7th Transmission / Audio

[heavyweaponsbot]

I begin to loathe this boat nearly as much as aircraft... Going to rust in all this... damp.

Need something to keep from stiffening up. Some sort of exercise... Only so many times I can drive around these decks. Unlike some, I do not enjoy poking holes in turf, or studying these yellow creatures all day.

Hmnf.

Open to... suggestion.

Comments

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

You might try the gym, perhaps. Or running the stairs if you'd rather. Or transform-ups, even. If you are only in need of physical exercise.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I should have suspected you would respond...

Human equipment is incapable of... [muttered] supporting my weight [louder] ... Providing what I need.

Nothing to fight here.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

Yes, Ironhide, I'm stalking you. This is all a vast conspiracy. Or the more likely answer is that I lack anything better to do than to attempt helping you.

I am uncertain about the reaction one would get from sparring.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Sarcasm is not necessary, Decepticon.

... You think I care about a reaction from the organics around here?

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

Perhaps not necessary, but I do enjoy the annoyance in your tone when I use it, Autobot.

Likely you do not. You do not seem particularly to notice them. Beyond a few exceptions, of course.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

I was not aware you required constant supervision.

If you are actually having issues with the moisture in the air, I will attempt to create some solution from what supplies I can find that might prevent rusting.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yes you were.

Why would I say I was, if I were not?

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

How did you survive before my arrival?

Your concept of what will and will not cause rusting has been known to be slightly skewed, Ironhide. If it truly bothers you, I will see if I what I can do.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I was not here long before you were. That is how.

It has not. But if you would rather spend your time poking at vegetation and that creature...

[roughcriminal.livejournal.com]

Wanna arm wrestle?

[heavyweaponsbot]

I would break your limb without meaning to.

[roughcriminal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Chicken.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... What?

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

You could always let me open you up.

Just sayin'.

_Pussy.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I am not allowing you to use me as an experiment.

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, all I heard was, "Wah wah wah, I'm a little bitch."

[heavyweaponsbot]

Heard worse from more threatening parties. You are of no consequence.

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

You could come running with me in the morning, you're not as big as you were so you probably wont break the boat going up the stairs.

You all sobered up now, huh~?

[heavyweaponsbot]

I would outpace you. And I would not put faith in keeping the stairs intact... The furniture broke.

... yeah.

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Oh, I bet you'd be alright.

Your bed, right?

[heavyweaponsbot]

... It is an option.

Yeah. We... determined that I tripped. Landed on it. Broke it.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

...Aircraft?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yeah. Planes.

[scionofwisdom.livejournal.com]

I am afraid I do not know what those are.

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

Good. Torture chambers. Unstable buckets of bolts launched into the sky. With passengers.