7th Transmission / Audio

[heavyweaponsbot]

I begin to loathe this boat nearly as much as aircraft... Going to rust in all this... damp.

Need something to keep from stiffening up. Some sort of exercise... Only so many times I can drive around these decks. Unlike some, I do not enjoy poking holes in turf, or studying these yellow creatures all day.

Hmnf.

Open to... suggestion.

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Yeah. Those are painful. This is irritating. Difference.

[Private]

... Mnf. [His way of agreeing, when he really doesn't want to.]

Not as easy as you make it sound, 'Doc.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

You would more readily deal with pain than irritation?

[ Private ]

Then perhaps I should come distract you. I did want to explore some of the other levels of the ship.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yeah. Can shut off pain receptors.

[Private]

... heard there were caves on this thing. Figured someone should make sure you did not fall into one.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

I am left to wonder if you realize the point of pain receptors.

[ Private ]

Caves? Really?

I would like to see them.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... to inform us when we need to visit you, I assume.

[Private]

That was what I was told.

Figured you would.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

Or better yet, to inform you when an action is not advisable, because it will result in damage.

[ Private ]

Do you know the deck number? [Sciiiience? :3]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Damage is necessary to take. What are a few more dents and holes to this frame?

[Private]

No. Could go looking.

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

The next dent you receive is going to be from my wrench, if you continue talking like that.

[ Private ]

It would be a suitable distraction?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Thought they took your wrench. Calm down... you know my tolerance for injury is higher than normal...

[Private]

Yeah. Coming?

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

They did. [Sigh. If he had it, though...]

[ Private ]

On my way.

[Transformation noises go here. Something like chk chk chkskgjsklgjsl]

[heavyweaponsbot]

... We will find you another.

[Private]

Waiting.

[More transformation noises go here. chk chk chkskgjsklgjsl]

[ ACTION SPAM! ]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[One neon golf cart headed your way. Beep.]

[ ACTION SPAM! ]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Totally waiting for you in the doorway. One black go-kart. Of death.]

[ ACTION SPAM! ]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[Ohai.]

You will be pleased to know that C4 is in my quarters. Your interiors are safe.

[ ACTION SPAM! ]

[heavyweaponsbot]

I did not ask about the creature.

[Engine rev >|]

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

I was informing you so that you would not have to.

[That is an impressive engine, dear.]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

... why would I even want to know, Ratchet?

[Isn't it? It's almost as nice as your sirens.]

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

So you do not have to worry that it is near enough to get your sensitive joints 'sticky.' [Sarcasm? Never.]

[... <3]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Not amusing. At all. C'mon. Are we leaving or talking?

[... unf sirens <3]

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

I am sure we can manage both.

[Unf go-kart. <3

He's going to start driving, just to prove his point.]

[ ACTION SPAM! ]

[heavyweaponsbot]

At least until you get distracted by something... shiny.

[Drives too 8| ... trying to pass you now.]

[ ACTION SPAM! ]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[He is going to ignore that remark - and speed up.

Sorry, Ironhide, but your speed doesn't quite match up. :<]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[... slows down. No that's not a coughing engine. Shut up, it's supposed to do that.]

Since when do you lead? [SULK.]

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[... That does not sound healthy. Am I going to need to run some diagnostics? B|

He's going to slow down anyway, so that Ironhide can keep up. He'll just have to deal with that wide neon aft in front of him. :|]

You said you did not know where the cave was.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[NO, IT'S FINE. IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.

... that's okay, he kind of likes this view here. With your multiple tattoos and all.]

And you do?