7th Transmission / Audio

[heavyweaponsbot]

I begin to loathe this boat nearly as much as aircraft... Going to rust in all this... damp.

Need something to keep from stiffening up. Some sort of exercise... Only so many times I can drive around these decks. Unlike some, I do not enjoy poking holes in turf, or studying these yellow creatures all day.

Hmnf.

Open to... suggestion.

Comments

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

The next dent you receive is going to be from my wrench, if you continue talking like that.

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It would be a suitable distraction?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Thought they took your wrench. Calm down... you know my tolerance for injury is higher than normal...

[Private]

Yeah. Coming?

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

They did. [Sigh. If he had it, though...]

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On my way.

[Transformation noises go here. Something like chk chk chkskgjsklgjsl]

[heavyweaponsbot]

... We will find you another.

[Private]

Waiting.

[More transformation noises go here. chk chk chkskgjsklgjsl]

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[One neon golf cart headed your way. Beep.]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[Totally waiting for you in the doorway. One black go-kart. Of death.]

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[Ohai.]

You will be pleased to know that C4 is in my quarters. Your interiors are safe.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

I did not ask about the creature.

[Engine rev >|]

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

I was informing you so that you would not have to.

[That is an impressive engine, dear.]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

... why would I even want to know, Ratchet?

[Isn't it? It's almost as nice as your sirens.]

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

So you do not have to worry that it is near enough to get your sensitive joints 'sticky.' [Sarcasm? Never.]

[... <3]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Not amusing. At all. C'mon. Are we leaving or talking?

[... unf sirens <3]

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

I am sure we can manage both.

[Unf go-kart. <3

He's going to start driving, just to prove his point.]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

At least until you get distracted by something... shiny.

[Drives too 8| ... trying to pass you now.]

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[He is going to ignore that remark - and speed up.

Sorry, Ironhide, but your speed doesn't quite match up. :<]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[... slows down. No that's not a coughing engine. Shut up, it's supposed to do that.]

Since when do you lead? [SULK.]

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[... That does not sound healthy. Am I going to need to run some diagnostics? B|

He's going to slow down anyway, so that Ironhide can keep up. He'll just have to deal with that wide neon aft in front of him. :|]

You said you did not know where the cave was.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[NO, IT'S FINE. IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.

... that's okay, he kind of likes this view here. With your multiple tattoos and all.]

And you do?

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[... I don't think so.

They came with the alt. form. >>;;]

... If neither of us knows, does it matter who leads?

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[Is too.

... that is a good alt form.]

Because I always lead...

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[When I get my wrench back...

I am rather fond of it. |3]

...

[Slows down to let him pass.]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[... So am I.]

...

[Passes him.]

Heh.

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[Amused. He is laughing at you on the inside, 'Hide.]

Where do we start?

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[He doesn't care. And you know you like this. You get to stare at his trampstamp.]

... Think it was on... sixteen. Some number above ten.

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[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

[... What? I wasn't listening, too busy staring at the trampstamp.]

Lead the way.