29th Transmission -- [Locked FROM Ratchet]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Ironhide has never sounded this awkward or embarrassed in his entire time aboard the ship. He doesn't even seem able to quite get coherent words out of himself.]

I... I need... to find books. Certain... books. Of... questionable content. I... do not ask this lightly, I...

Need books about... human... mating. Do not ask.


Hate my life.





((ooc: Ironhide chucked Ratchet's books out the window. See? His wife is not happy.))

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Better yet, write it all. Save me some trouble.

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

[Don't worry, he's going to. He's going to write it all down. He's got it in his head that everyone needs to know what he knows. Ironhide what have you done?]