29th Transmission -- [Locked FROM Ratchet]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Ironhide has never sounded this awkward or embarrassed in his entire time aboard the ship. He doesn't even seem able to quite get coherent words out of himself.]

I... I need... to find books. Certain... books. Of... questionable content. I... do not ask this lightly, I...

Need books about... human... mating. Do not ask.


Hate my life.





((ooc: Ironhide chucked Ratchet's books out the window. See? His wife is not happy.))

Comments

[ecopiracy.livejournal.com]

The point is that people are more likely to let the topic drop if they do not gain such a response from you. Since you do not like to discuss it at all, I would imagine this would be ideal for you. But if you'd prefer to stay your course and weather the resulting amusement, that is, of course, your decision.

[Phoenix glances at the ID, and yes, it's not one he's familiar with. He stores it away to be accessed later once he's ready to contact Ratchet.]

Very good. I'll be contacting him later, then.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I am incapable of subtlety... or... whatever that is. Anyone laughs... I will hurt them.

[Not really, but there's no problem threatening. He's good at threatening.]

Hmn. Good. Maybe then he will stop... being angry with me.

[ecopiracy.livejournal.com]

[Considering that, technically, Phoenix has already laughed at Ironhide... Yes, Phoenix know how serious Ironhide really is with that threat.]

Ah well. It was just a thought.

Good luck with your companion.

[Now to compose some text.]