29th Transmission -- [Locked FROM Ratchet]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Ironhide has never sounded this awkward or embarrassed in his entire time aboard the ship. He doesn't even seem able to quite get coherent words out of himself.]

I... I need... to find books. Certain... books. Of... questionable content. I... do not ask this lightly, I...

Need books about... human... mating. Do not ask.


Hate my life.





((ooc: Ironhide chucked Ratchet's books out the window. See? His wife is not happy.))

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

They startled me.

[That's the best defense he has. Books. Startled him.]

... yeah. Probably.

[ixgideonxi.livejournal.com]

[Gideon puts down the comm for a brief moment to stifle a chuckle. The idea of books startling something as huge and intimidating as Ironhide is an amusing one. When he picks it up again, his voice is back to its normal tone.]

I'd be willing to help you, then. I suggest we start off with the library.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Yeah. Sure. Just... do not ask me to read them.

[He's about 99% sure that would cause another "heart attack". This is all so humiliating. He's an idiot.]

[ixgideonxi.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't worry. I don't plan on reading them myself, so. It'll be a nice, clean little operation-- go in, get the books, get out. Sound good?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Good. I... would not want to associate, otherwise.

Yeah. That works.