29th Transmission -- [Locked FROM Ratchet]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Ironhide has never sounded this awkward or embarrassed in his entire time aboard the ship. He doesn't even seem able to quite get coherent words out of himself.]

I... I need... to find books. Certain... books. Of... questionable content. I... do not ask this lightly, I...

Need books about... human... mating. Do not ask.


Hate my life.





((ooc: Ironhide chucked Ratchet's books out the window. See? His wife is not happy.))

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

I... have to go... looking?

[That's just a horrible idea, Mimmi. You have no idea.]

[missmimmi]

Well... of course. The books are not going to find you.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Why do... I have to go looking...?

[missmimmi]

Because you were the one who threw them out.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[The level of sulkiness in his voice knows no bounds.]

Oh. Right.