heavyweaponsbot: (More than I can compute)
Ironhide ([personal profile] heavyweaponsbot) wrote2009-10-11 09:24 pm

8th Transmission (Accidental Audio)

[The audio feed turns on, and for a moment, there's no sound, except for the shifting of metal. It would seem the maker of this transmission is "asleep", for lack of a better word. And then... there is the sound of tiny feet on metal.]

Ribbit!

[More metal shifting. A voice muttering something in Cybertronian. And then...]

Hmn? What...

[A pause.]

WHAT--GET! GET OFF OF ME! IMMEDIATELY!

[A loud thud!, some frantic ribbit-ing, and scraping of metal against the floor.]




((ooc: ... Yeah, C4 just keeps on making friends wherever he goes. Follows this.))

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[It takes a moment to process what the other is talking about, not helped by his squirming, when Ironhide finally sees a flash of gold on his faceplates.

... And struggles very hard not to laugh.]

... Calm down.

[Action Spam] (... C4 made me forget.)

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Tries to grab for one of his arms before he succeeds in smearing the frog over his faceplates instead.]

If you would stop moving, I would remove him!

[Action Spam] (Because you are a spaz and try to squish them, dear?)

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Mumbles something rude in Cybertronian before trying again. There was no way he was going to catch the frog with Ironhide flailing about worse than Sam when he was flustered.]

I told you that I kept him in my quarters!

Now hold still!

[Action Spam] (He missed you. :<)

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Contained in what? There are very few suitable containers for amphibians aboard this ship!

[He's following him, trying to get a clear path to grab the frog.]

I am going to-

Stop squirming!

[Action Spam] (... It has managed to outsmart you, dear. :|)

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Well, that isn't good.]

I told you to stop moving!

Now hold still while I remove it, or so help me, I am going to deactivate your motor controls!

[Action Spam] (:3)

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh yes, I did use it. To desired effect. >:3]

Good.

[And now he is examining the gap, looking for the easiest way to remove said amphibian from his new hiding place.]
Edited 2009-10-13 01:37 (UTC)

[Action Spam] (<3?)

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I know. I will fix it.

[He's almost got him... Here froggie. :|]

[Action Spam] (<3)

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[There we go. That's a good frog. :< And now you're safe and out of the grumpy 'bots joints.]

There.

[Action Spam] (... Don't be ridiculous.)

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[He's looking at the frog, who seems to be perfectly fine.

... Foolish, but fine. Reminds him of someone.]

You will be fine. Did you want me to clean it?

[Action Spam] (... -brb science-)

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Where would you suggest I find one?

[Action Spam] (As do I.)

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
... [He sets the frog on his own shoulder before heading to the door, shaking his head.]

[Action Spam]

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-13 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
I did not think you would want to be in such close proximity to your assailant.