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Ironhide ([personal profile] heavyweaponsbot) wrote2009-10-11 09:24 pm
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8th Transmission (Accidental Audio)

[The audio feed turns on, and for a moment, there's no sound, except for the shifting of metal. It would seem the maker of this transmission is "asleep", for lack of a better word. And then... there is the sound of tiny feet on metal.]

Ribbit!

[More metal shifting. A voice muttering something in Cybertronian. And then...]

Hmn? What...

[A pause.]

WHAT--GET! GET OFF OF ME! IMMEDIATELY!

[A loud thud!, some frantic ribbit-ing, and scraping of metal against the floor.]




((ooc: ... Yeah, C4 just keeps on making friends wherever he goes. Follows this.))

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[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, so much for sleeping. The noise snaps Ratchet out of recharge, and he nearly falls over as he swings to see what the commotion is.]

Ironhide?!
heavyweaponsbot: (Save your fears)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-10-12 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Get this...

Get this thing off of me!

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[It takes a moment to process what the other is talking about, not helped by his squirming, when Ironhide finally sees a flash of gold on his faceplates.

... And struggles very hard not to laugh.]

... Calm down.
heavyweaponsbot: (We are not amused)

[OH dur right uh Action Spam]

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-10-12 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
No! It... getting all over my face!

[Batting at his head - to which the frog responds by merely hopping out of range.]

[Action Spam] (... C4 made me forget.)

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Tries to grab for one of his arms before he succeeds in smearing the frog over his faceplates instead.]

If you would stop moving, I would remove him!
heavyweaponsbot: (Save your fears)

[Action Spam] (This is why we can't have nice things.)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-10-12 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Shoves at him, still flailing at his head. C4, however, just keeps calmly hopping around.]

Off! Of me! I told you to get rid of this thing!

[Action Spam] (Because you are a spaz and try to squish them, dear?)

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Mumbles something rude in Cybertronian before trying again. There was no way he was going to catch the frog with Ironhide flailing about worse than Sam when he was flustered.]

I told you that I kept him in my quarters!

Now hold still!
heavyweaponsbot: (We are not amused)

[Action Spam] (No, because you let them run around 8|)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-10-12 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Thought you meant... had it contained!

[backed up against the wall, jerking his head around]

I am!

[No, he's not, he's flailing.]

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...

What's the matter with you?!
heavyweaponsbot: (Save your fears)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-10-12 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Get it off me!

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[wsjenhfksv]

What is it?!
heavyweaponsbot: (We are not amused)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-10-12 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Small! Organic creature! Little pest!

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...Little...

Your...is it your frog?!

[Action Spam] (He missed you. :<)

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Contained in what? There are very few suitable containers for amphibians aboard this ship!

[He's following him, trying to get a clear path to grab the frog.]

I am going to-

Stop squirming!
heavyweaponsbot: (Save your fears)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-10-12 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Not mine!

Ratchet's!

[The sounds of metal impacting metal go here. A few more nonchalant ribbits.]
heavyweaponsbot: (Save your fears)

[Action Spam] (It's a frog 8| It's not smart enough to miss people.)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-10-12 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
How should I know! Your little pet! Eugh! Off!

[C4 just looks bored with this business. Oh hey, here's a gap in the shoulder armor!]

I am not squirm--AUGH! Get it--that is not a container, you vile little!

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
...Do you need some help?!
heavyweaponsbot: (Give me the strength)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-10-12 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No!

[Thud-crash-clang! ... Ribbit!]

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...[Giggling~]

If you say so!
heavyweaponsbot: (We are not amused)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-10-12 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[So not laughing right now.]

Get out of there! You little--! Augh! Disgusting--!

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh God she is DYING right now.]
heavyweaponsbot: (More than I can compute)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-10-12 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[She can probably hear Ratchet's voice in the background, trying to make him hold still, trying to get the frog off... the frog sounding utterly unimpressed by this, and Ironhide ranting in Cybertronian.]

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[She can, and she's laughing hysterically. This is great.]

[Action Spam] (... It has managed to outsmart you, dear. :|)

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2009-10-12 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Well, that isn't good.]

I told you to stop moving!

Now hold still while I remove it, or so help me, I am going to deactivate your motor controls!
heavyweaponsbot: (Save your fears)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-10-12 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
This is not funny!
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