2nd Transmission

[heavyweaponsbot]

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Rodents are supposed to die when you step on them. What is the matter with these creatures!

[There are a series of loud stomps, followed by cursing. In many languages.]

Get away! Disgusting little beasts!

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

Fire?

How do you know, boy!

[talkingfishbone.livejournal.com]

Because I just--

I told you, I just tried it! They die if you set them on fire. They run around a bit first, but then they keel over, just--do it.

[He's not usually so testy. He just doesn't like running for his life from a freaking bunny. His image didn't really need anymore damage.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Ironhide growls -- hold on, he has to shake some mice off his foot.]

I need my cannons for that! Where is this fire!

[talkingfishbone.livejournal.com]

There's--

There's torches? Ask one of the villagers--that's where I got mine.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Going now.

[And somewhere, some villager will be utterly terrified as a giant alien robot plucks the torch right out of their hand.]