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Ironhide ([personal profile] heavyweaponsbot) wrote2011-01-22 01:26 am
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2nd Transmission

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Rodents are supposed to die when you step on them. What is the matter with these creatures!

[There are a series of loud stomps, followed by cursing. In many languages.]

Get away! Disgusting little beasts!

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[identity profile] stormcleaver.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
Don't step on them, fool robot!

[WHY ARE THEY ALL STUPID.]
heavyweaponsbot: (I will not bow)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2011-01-22 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Ironhide says nothing, but, there is a pause...

... and then the dull thud of a stomping foot.]

[identity profile] stormcleaver.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
[...Fine, then.]

Well, don't come to me to be fixed when they've chewed up your insides.

Idiot.

[Just further proof that robots are inferior to humans. Damn things can't even think logically.]
heavyweaponsbot: (This waking hell I am)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2011-01-22 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
Have no fear, human. I have no desire to come to a kidnapping thug for anything.

[STOMP STOMP STOMP.]

/... threadjack s'up.

[identity profile] catherine-b320.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Then what, pray, are we supposed to do? If you offered solutions instead of insults, perhaps you'd find your captives more amenable.

[You hear that tone, Loe? That is the tone of someone who thinks you are a blithering idiot for keeping information from your 'soldiers'. Insubordination, thy name is.]

[identity profile] talkingfishbone.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Fire!

You set them on fire.

I just--I just tried it out. It totally works. It--

Oh Gods!

[He'll call you back when he isn't being chased by a killer bunny.]

[identity profile] redhot-redeemed.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
They're obviously not normal rodents.

[And he's put two and two together. Fire kills the pests.

Guess who's not too thrilled about not being able to firebend right now?]

You have to burn them.
heavyweaponsbot: (FLAWLESS. VICTORY.)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2011-01-22 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Save your breath, female. These humans have no desire to listen to us.
heavyweaponsbot: (More than I can compute)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2011-01-22 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Fire?

How do you know, boy!
heavyweaponsbot: (Truth will show)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2011-01-22 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Obviously.

[How Ironhide can manage a dry tone through all this is a mystery.]

Need some napalm. Hmnf. Where can I find fire?

[When you're a robot, you don't really ever have to think about these things.]

[identity profile] talkingfishbone.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I just--

I told you, I just tried it! They die if you set them on fire. They run around a bit first, but then they keel over, just--do it.

[He's not usually so testy. He just doesn't like running for his life from a freaking bunny. His image didn't really need anymore damage.]
heavyweaponsbot: (Action pose go!)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2011-01-22 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ironhide growls -- hold on, he has to shake some mice off his foot.]

I need my cannons for that! Where is this fire!

[identity profile] talkingfishbone.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
There's--

There's torches? Ask one of the villagers--that's where I got mine.
heavyweaponsbot: (FLAWLESS. VICTORY.)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2011-01-22 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Going now.

[And somewhere, some villager will be utterly terrified as a giant alien robot plucks the torch right out of their hand.]

[identity profile] redhot-redeemed.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
You're in forest. Full of wood. Surrounded by torches.

[Fire on a stick, Ironhide. It's not that difficult.]

[identity profile] infernaldork.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Eliot has not ventured outside, per agreement with Louis to lay low. This does not mean that he cannot listen to what's going on and feel frustrated that, without Lady Dawn, he cannot do anything.]

Maybe contain them?
heavyweaponsbot: (I will not bow)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2011-01-23 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[He snorts.]

There is some satisfaction in... removing weapons from our captors.

[Meaning, he's going to just waltz up to the nearest villager and swipe a torch.]
heavyweaponsbot: (gdit C4)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2011-01-23 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
How?

They are rodents. And they are swarming.

[identity profile] shocksanglocks.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Don't kill them, you big brute.

[identity profile] infernaldork.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
With mus--

[Eliot shuts up before 'music' properly makes its way out of his mouth.

Lady Dawn. Powerless. Music, in that light, would make him look pretty silly.]

Do you have pepper or a hot sauce?

[In the realm of suggestions, that is the dorkiest that can come. No wonder Eliot suggested it.]
heavyweaponsbot: (Truth will show)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2011-01-23 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
And what would that accomplish? Hmn?
heavyweaponsbot: (We are not amused)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2011-01-23 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I will do as I see fit, in order to contain the problem.

[identity profile] shocksanglocks.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
They are, like, totally not a problem! Just calm down.

[identity profile] infernaldork.livejournal.com 2011-01-23 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[That is a bit of clipped silence. When he speaks again, it is quieter, more assured, but darker in the slightest of undertones.]

It's a rodent repellent.
heavyweaponsbot: (Hide your pain)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2011-01-23 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
... They are not a problem? Have you looked around?
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