3rd Transmission / Audio

[heavyweaponsbot]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, DECEPTICON!

[Yes, it's Shockwave's voice, but it's doubtful anyone has ever heard him... shout like that... before.  He's more composed than this, right?]

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[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[He only knows one person on this ship who'd yelled like that and call him Decepticon at the same time.]

Ironhide, I have to insist that you remove yourself from my body at once.

[There's no reason not be polite even when you're angry, right?]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Is that really his voice? Man, he sounds... old.]

You get our of mine, first!

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[He's feeling old. And... Wow, does he really sound like that? He hadn't thought his accent was that obvious.]

If I knew how, I would have vacated already. When was the last time you had proper maintenance, for the love of Primus?

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Watch out for that Spark, Shocks. Don't get too riled up. He's trying very hard to keep his hands where he can see them, as these look vaguely dangerous.]

Liar! This is your fault! Somehow! ... How do you even... do anything with these... claws!

Perhaps before I was engaged in a battle in the middle of a desert!

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[He's trying not to, he really is. It's a bit difficult when he's stuck in a body that isn't his.]

You are just making it more difficult than it is. And why would I put myself in your body on purpose?

Perhaps you should see the medic about that. Your pain receptors keep cutting in and out; it's irritating.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He's having the same problem. If they weren't swapped, he'd be enjoying seeing the angry Shockwave.]

I am not! These are useless! What purpose can they possibly serve! There are scratches everywhere! And how should I know! Some kind of Decepticon trick--wreck my body!

... I did not get the chance. They took me here straight from the battlefield. And yes. That occurs when one is shot in the chest.

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[It's mutual. Just that it's only funny when it doesn't happen to you.]

... If you have ruined that paintjob I swear I will end you. You have no inkling of what I went through to obtain it. It is not nearly as difficult as you are making it, just stop touching anything for now.

When we return to normal, I am taking you to the ship's medic myself. Is it stubbornness that has you this way, or paranoia that I will steal Mikaela if you so much as blink?

[salsaconjere.livejournal.com]

I do not believe anyone is at fault,
Well maybe the captain. Or that really horrible tasting human food.

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

Mikaela?

[salsaconjere.livejournal.com]

Ah,..no, sorry.

I have just been temporarily switched into her body.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Great.

Who is this?

[salsaconjere.livejournal.com]

My name is Jeremiah.

...Do you have any idea how we have managed to temporarily switched into another person's body?

[heavyweaponsbot]

... that is a male designation, by human standards. If her body is in any way molested, human, I will hunt you.

No.

[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

[Bee is laughing at you and Shockwave.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

This is not amusing, Bumblebee!

[Text]

[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

Well, you know what they say; if you don't laugh, you'll cry.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Who says that?

[Text//Locked, Unhackable]

[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

Some humans, I don't know.

Anyway, this'll probably be just as short-lived as the other one. I can keep an eye on your body if you'd like.

[Voice//Locked, Unhackable]

[heavyweaponsbot]

You would know human sayings.

... Other on--Oh. Bumblebee... Ignore everything I said.

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[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

[loling FOREVER she knows whats up 8)]

Um...'Hide? It's not his fault.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[Texting is too hard with these claws on his fingers]

Who else could it be!

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[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

[She's texting cause she's a dude >|]

Um well...you sound like Shockers.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[Shockwave's never growled at you before, has he, Mik? Because this one is.]

Oh really? I had not noticed.

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[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

[He hasn't and it's a scary noise stop it Ironhide D: D: D:]

Um. Yeah. You totally. do.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[No, he's mad.]

What a surprise. Thought I would sound like myself, since I seem to be in his disgusting shell!