1st Transmission

[heavyweaponsbot]

Where... where is this! What's going on! I will not tolerate this nonsense! There is a battle going on--

[Brief moment of stunned silence, and then, a roar that shakes the communications devices of all those listening]

Where... are... my cannons! Who touched them! Show yourself! Or I shall tear this place apart to find you! How dare you lay hands on me and my weapons! When I find you, I will not hesitate to--do not think I cannot destroy you without them! Answer me! Now!

Optimus' orders or no, when I find the responsible party, you will be reduced to your basic components before you can blink!

[Another pause, and then, quieter, but no less agitated]

Hmn. Oh, should... Autobots. Come in! Where are you! I have been taken from the field... What is Prime's status? Respond!

Comments

Welcome aboard, Ironhide, she does this to everyone.

[electroniccrane.livejournal.com]

Stop screaming into the comms.

Awww... XD

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Have a growl]

I will not! Not until someone returns my property to me!

[electroniccrane.livejournal.com]

I want my kit back, too. But neither of us are getting it.

[speaksflail.livejournal.com]

[speaksflail.livejournal.com]

[speaksflail.livejournal.com]

[speaksflail.livejournal.com]

[speaksflail.livejournal.com]

Ironhide?!

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

Sam?

[Audio/Cybertronian]

[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

[You are getting the longest string of garbled and mangled and broken Cybertronian ever, Ironhide. SO HAPPY.]

Ironh-kzzt-hide! You're here and S-kzzt-Sam's here and this-

This is b-kzzt-ba-kzzt-bad but so so good! If y-kzzt-you're here then maybe someth-kzzt-thing can be done about this wh-kzzt-whole situation and-kzzt- [COUGH COUGH]

[Audio/Cybertronian]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Relieved]

Bumblebee!

[And then RAGE again] They have taken you too? Where are we! The others--where are they!

... What happened to Optimus! And... and Sam!

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

Autobots...


You're another one of those alien car robots, yeah?

[God damn it.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Autobot!

Alien car robot... my rusting aft...

[shockedlogic.livejournal.com]

[Primus, that fellow sounds mad. But Shockwave just can't help but chime in.]

The 'crew' has disabled your weapons and, I am told, does not take kindly to the 'passengers' trying to reduce one another to base parts.

Also, there are no Primes here, Autobot.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He gets a growl over the comms]

Not disabled! They are gone! And I will not allow any 'crew' to stand between me and the thief!

...

Who is this.

[roughcriminal.livejournal.com]

YEAH I WANT MINE BACK TOO.

[Whiskey has no canons, but hey, if this guy gets some, he wants some.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

They have... removed your weapon systems?

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

...Ironhide?

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Mikaela!

Where are we! Where are the others!

[lilgreenjeep.livejournal.com]

[Poor Hound is taken aback by all the yelling.]

I...Ironhide? Is it.. you sound a little different, but.. you sound like him.

[Probably not his Ironhide, either. :I Poor G1 orphan.]

Ahaha omg Hound <3

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Sorry, he's going to be doing more of it.]

Who is this! How do you know me!

[pimp-hat.livejournal.com]

Autobots? Joo be one of dem big ole talkin' robots den?

[heavyweaponsbot]

What of it?

[shenghuanzhe.livejournal.com]

Hey, welcome aboard. I'm First Mate Kage and you're on the Elegante. Our destination is the Golden Shore, so until we get there, all you gotta do is eat some food, drink some drink, chill out, have a good time, awright? Right.

You need anythin', got any questions, ask myself or any other crew member.

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

You.

Where are my cannons? Why am I here! I demand an explanation!