heavyweaponsbot: (This waking hell I am)
Ironhide ([personal profile] heavyweaponsbot) wrote2009-08-28 10:48 pm
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1st Transmission

Where... where is this! What's going on! I will not tolerate this nonsense! There is a battle going on--

[Brief moment of stunned silence, and then, a roar that shakes the communications devices of all those listening]

Where... are... my cannons! Who touched them! Show yourself! Or I shall tear this place apart to find you! How dare you lay hands on me and my weapons! When I find you, I will not hesitate to--do not think I cannot destroy you without them! Answer me! Now!

Optimus' orders or no, when I find the responsible party, you will be reduced to your basic components before you can blink!

[Another pause, and then, quieter, but no less agitated]

Hmn. Oh, should... Autobots. Come in! Where are you! I have been taken from the field... What is Prime's status? Respond!
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[identity profile] pimp-hat.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Joo be a touchy one ain't ja?
heavyweaponsbot: (Save your fears)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-08-30 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
... Either speak intelligibly, or do not speak at all! Worse than those... "twins".

[identity profile] pimp-hat.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Dere be notin' wrong wid my speakin' robo-mon. Maybe joo need to fine tune dem ears of joors.

[Do robots even have ears?]
heavyweaponsbot: (More than I can compute)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-08-30 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
... I cannot... what are you... saying?

[... Sort of!]

[identity profile] pimp-hat.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
FIX! JOOR! FUCKIN'! EARS! FOOL!
heavyweaponsbot: (Save your fears)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-08-30 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Fix your vocals first!

[identity profile] pimp-hat.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
JOO BE! DA ONLY ONE! DAT DON'T BE KNOWIN! WHAT I BE SAYIN'!

[Plus he was here first so there.]
heavyweaponsbot: (Truth will show)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-08-30 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps you should try text instead of your vocals! Hmpf!

[identity profile] pimp-hat.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe joo should clean out joor fuckin' ears!
heavyweaponsbot: (Save your fears)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-08-30 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I have no "ears!" I have audios!

[identity profile] pimp-hat.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Clean dat den! By da Loa, I be knowin' hoary mons dat be hearin' bettah den joo!
heavyweaponsbot: (Truth will show)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-08-30 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps they have more tolerance for your nonsense than I do.

[identity profile] pimp-hat.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Or maybe joo just be deaf and dumb. I be inclined to t'ink dat one.
heavyweaponsbot: (Make the sacrifice)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2009-08-30 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
What you think matters little to me.

[identity profile] pimp-hat.livejournal.com 2009-08-30 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Dat be makin' two of us.

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