1st Transmission

[heavyweaponsbot]

Where... where is this! What's going on! I will not tolerate this nonsense! There is a battle going on--

[Brief moment of stunned silence, and then, a roar that shakes the communications devices of all those listening]

Where... are... my cannons! Who touched them! Show yourself! Or I shall tear this place apart to find you! How dare you lay hands on me and my weapons! When I find you, I will not hesitate to--do not think I cannot destroy you without them! Answer me! Now!

Optimus' orders or no, when I find the responsible party, you will be reduced to your basic components before you can blink!

[Another pause, and then, quieter, but no less agitated]

Hmn. Oh, should... Autobots. Come in! Where are you! I have been taken from the field... What is Prime's status? Respond!

Comments

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

I try.

[heavyweaponsbot]

That was sarcasm.

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

This might come as a surprise to you, but I get that sort of sarcasm a lot.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I am not at all surprised.

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

...

[...okay the curiosity is eating at him:]

So what kind of car are you?

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

GMC Topkick C4500.

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[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

...

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

You're the TopKick?

[.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

That was the only available vehicle at my arrival point.

[sdhfjds IT IS NOT HE'S JUST A BIG ROBOT AND NEEDED A BIG CAR]

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

Nah nah nah, man - I think it's cool.

[Sneeeeeeeerk.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Hmpf! I did not ask for your opinion.

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay-- geez.

Tell the Camaro I said "hi".

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

You know him?

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

We've talked once or twice, yeah.

[heavyweaponsbot]

And he is... well? ... There are no others like him--us?

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

... Well, I don't know, 'cause I've never actually seen an--

[He corrected you on this, Chase.]

-an Autobot in person, before.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Hmn.

...

We are alone, then.

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

Well, there was a dude on here before who totally didn't have anything against tearing through people, but Camaro-bot gave us all warning so it was cool.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... What was his name?

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

I think he said... Starscream?

[heavyweaponsbot]

STARSCREAM?!

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

Uh... y-yeah, I think. I mean-- I could be wrong, TopKick.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Where is he.

[talkback-stein.livejournal.com]

I don't know - sometimes people-- uh, and robots and stuff, come and go off the ship. So I don't think he's here anymore, or he'd probably be making trouble.

Don't take my word for it though, I don't know what kind of car he is.

[heavyweaponsbot]

An F-22 Raptor, marked with Decepticon sigils and tattoos.