48th Transmission

[heavyweaponsbot]

... What have you all done to get yourselves handcuffed?  Have I missed some large-scale brawl?  Why was I not informed?

Need to tell me these things.  Getting rusty just punching the bees.



((ooc: Ironhide is unable to lie 8D Enjoy!))

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

Bothers him, when I get myself damaged. I dislike bothering him--

[... Okay, that was... more than he'd usually volunteer.]

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[....huh]

Interesting relationship you've got with your medic there.

[But hey, he won't judge!]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[ds;jfdsjkfdsk;]

Why... do you say that.

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

Most people I know don't give a flying fuck about doctor's orders, is all. I sure as hell didn't when I was laid up.

[...wait.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

He is a friend of mine, been one a long time. Otherwise I would agree with you.

... Laid up?

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

Ah, yeah, guess that changes things a bit.

I got in a fight with a crowbar and lost. They told me to take off work for a while, and I didn't; I just hate not doing shit, y'know?

[And that's more than he'd usually volunteer!]

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Changes things a lot.

Crowbar? How does a human get involved with a crowbar?

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[Deep breath!

He answers that as fast as he can.]

Guy came into my bar, drugged a girl, dragged her to the bathroom, I threw him out before he could do anything, repeat offender, decked him, decked him again, he didn't take well to being stopped, 'bout a month later jumped me in a parking lot.

With a crowbar.

That answer your question?

[8|]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Silence.

Then a low growl.]

He sounds like a coward. I would have crushed his limbs.

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[Welp.]

Yeah. I kinda wanted to, but I was out like a light.

Got his sorry ass in serious trouble though. Trial was finishing up when I got pulled here.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Hmpf! Good! I have heard... unfortunate things from the soldiers about your prison system.

Should be a deterrent from harming females in the future.

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

Like I said, repeat offender. But I can hope.

So you, what's your story, huh?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Females probably do, too.

... I do not know what you mean.

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

You and your medic, you're close, yeah? How'd that happen?

[Eye for an eye, buddy.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[... Tan that is the most loaded question ever.]

We... He has been... a medic since before the war began. I am a heavy combat soldier. Went to him often. Got to be friends... Just sort of... happened. We were friends for centuries. Look after each other.

Then... we came here.

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[Centuries.

...Well, okay, if he can meet a vampire, he can buy something living for centuries, sure.]

So....

You together, are you?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yes.

[hfkj;dsjfdskjfs there's a strangled sort of snarl on the other end.]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

...

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

[Locked]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

What are you doing?

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

[STRANGLED GASP <3333 someone was stalking :3]

Like, in a relationship together?

[She knew it. So knew it.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[SPUTTERS. SWEARS. CYBERTRONIAN SWEARS.]

...

Yes.

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

I knew it!

That's so awesome! How long?

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[Aw, Ironhide.]

That's good though, right?

[Why so angury, Ironhide?]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yes.

[A louder snarl.]

It is also private!