48th Transmission

[heavyweaponsbot]

... What have you all done to get yourselves handcuffed?  Have I missed some large-scale brawl?  Why was I not informed?

Need to tell me these things.  Getting rusty just punching the bees.



((ooc: Ironhide is unable to lie 8D Enjoy!))

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

Females probably do, too.

... I do not know what you mean.

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

You and your medic, you're close, yeah? How'd that happen?

[Eye for an eye, buddy.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[... Tan that is the most loaded question ever.]

We... He has been... a medic since before the war began. I am a heavy combat soldier. Went to him often. Got to be friends... Just sort of... happened. We were friends for centuries. Look after each other.

Then... we came here.

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[Centuries.

...Well, okay, if he can meet a vampire, he can buy something living for centuries, sure.]

So....

You together, are you?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yes.

[hfkj;dsjfdskjfs there's a strangled sort of snarl on the other end.]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

...

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

[Locked]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

What are you doing?

[Locked]

[heavyweaponsbot]

I do not--I don't know! It just--I had no choice!

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

[STRANGLED GASP <3333 someone was stalking :3]

Like, in a relationship together?

[She knew it. So knew it.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[SPUTTERS. SWEARS. CYBERTRONIAN SWEARS.]

...

Yes.

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

I knew it!

That's so awesome! How long?

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Months.

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Wow. See, I had a feeling it's been a while. [She thinks this is like, the cutest thing ever. And it DOES explain a lot.]

Heh. Well, he really ought to be helping you with your joints, huh? [snrrrk]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He makes a strangled sort of snarl.]

What...?

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

...Um, nothing-!

[She is getting subtly nudged by a big yellow robot.]

Um. I do have...something more serious to ask you.

[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

[Bumblebee is going to nudge Mikaela slightly when he sees that, shaking his head.]

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

[AWWWW come on it's only fair, she had to walk in on the fish fetish 8(]

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[Aw, Ironhide.]

That's good though, right?

[Why so angury, Ironhide?]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yes.

[A louder snarl.]

It is also private!

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[WHOA.]

Hey, c'mon, it's not like I forced you to answer!

[heavyweaponsbot]

Something did!

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well it wasn't me, alright? Deep breaths, okay?

[Calm down, big guy.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I do not breathe. Not organic.

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[Yeesh, so difficult.]

Then do whatever it is your kind does to chill the fuck out.

[Oops, is a little of his temper showing?]