48th Transmission

[heavyweaponsbot]

... What have you all done to get yourselves handcuffed?  Have I missed some large-scale brawl?  Why was I not informed?

Need to tell me these things.  Getting rusty just punching the bees.



((ooc: Ironhide is unable to lie 8D Enjoy!))

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Silence.

Then a low growl.]

He sounds like a coward. I would have crushed his limbs.

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[Welp.]

Yeah. I kinda wanted to, but I was out like a light.

Got his sorry ass in serious trouble though. Trial was finishing up when I got pulled here.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Hmpf! Good! I have heard... unfortunate things from the soldiers about your prison system.

Should be a deterrent from harming females in the future.

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

Like I said, repeat offender. But I can hope.

So you, what's your story, huh?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Females probably do, too.

... I do not know what you mean.

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

You and your medic, you're close, yeah? How'd that happen?

[Eye for an eye, buddy.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[... Tan that is the most loaded question ever.]

We... He has been... a medic since before the war began. I am a heavy combat soldier. Went to him often. Got to be friends... Just sort of... happened. We were friends for centuries. Look after each other.

Then... we came here.

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[Centuries.

...Well, okay, if he can meet a vampire, he can buy something living for centuries, sure.]

So....

You together, are you?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yes.

[hfkj;dsjfdskjfs there's a strangled sort of snarl on the other end.]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

...

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

[Locked]

[medicalofficer.livejournal.com]

What are you doing?

[Locked]

[heavyweaponsbot]

I do not--I don't know! It just--I had no choice!

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

[STRANGLED GASP <3333 someone was stalking :3]

Like, in a relationship together?

[She knew it. So knew it.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[SPUTTERS. SWEARS. CYBERTRONIAN SWEARS.]

...

Yes.

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

I knew it!

That's so awesome! How long?

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Months.

[chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com]

Wow. See, I had a feeling it's been a while. [She thinks this is like, the cutest thing ever. And it DOES explain a lot.]

Heh. Well, he really ought to be helping you with your joints, huh? [snrrrk]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He makes a strangled sort of snarl.]

What...?

[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

[Bumblebee is going to nudge Mikaela slightly when he sees that, shaking his head.]

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[Aw, Ironhide.]

That's good though, right?

[Why so angury, Ironhide?]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yes.

[A louder snarl.]

It is also private!

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[WHOA.]

Hey, c'mon, it's not like I forced you to answer!

[heavyweaponsbot]

Something did!

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well it wasn't me, alright? Deep breaths, okay?

[Calm down, big guy.