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46th Transmission - Audio

I want my squad to meet me on the top deck for assessment. Now. This is not a request. If you do not show up, I will remove you from the team. Simple as that.

You will also report to Hannibal King. Treat him as my second. If I hear of disrespect, I will not tolerate it, and you will be disciplined.

That is all.

[Locked to Autobots: Unhackable.]
Bumblebee, Ratchet. If you have problems with your... assignments... I want to know. Not going to let you be taken advantage of. Either of you.

[And with that, Ironhide will be up on the top deck, waiting for his crew.]

((ooc: Just... tag at your leisure. There's no official closing for this post. Ironhide just wants to test what his team can do in a fight. Yes, he is taking this all as SRS BZNS. Because this is what he does. War things. Drill instructor things. Everyone can assume they're meeting at separate times, or tag each other, whichever. Just have fun!))

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Well I didn't say it hurt.

... You poking at me?

[You and Mike, Bee, seriously.]

Maybe.

I've met my captain and one of my teammates. I doubt I'll have any trouble, so you don't have to worry about me.

Have you? Good.

Not worried. Just looking after our own.

...question.

On a scale of one to ten, how angry would you be if I brought Mikaela along with me when my squad is deployed?

[The silence is telling.]

... There an eleven in that scale of yours?

I could improvise one in for you.

Eleven, then.

[Shit, he is going to be in so much trouble.]

Does "eleven" include "I'm never speaking to you again," or "the next time I see you I'm going to hit you so hard you'll forget your designated purpose?"

Edited 2010-07-13 16:06 (UTC)

[Yes. He is.]

Since it is impossible to never speak with you again... I will hit you so hard you will forget your designated purpose!

[IS THAT WORTH IT TO KEEP MIKAELA HAPPY.

...yes. Yes it is.]

...so when would you like to get that done?

Bumblebee, this is foolish. You are smarter than this! She is no trained warrior! Letting her go with you puts her in danger.

Do you have any idea what this ship is capable of!

She can either go with one of us and be somewhat protected, or she can go without one of us and be completely vulnerable.

You know she'd do it, too.

She is being ridiculous! She has no training for this. Civilains are a liability in combat unless they know how to operate. And she does not.

This boat already took her life twice! She should know better!

[Rant rage rant.]

[Yeah, better just let Ironhide run out of steam on this one.]

I know, I know. But she's also headstrong enough to go out on her own, which would be much worse than if she was with one of us.

Plus...if we can somehow improvise some tools or something and I teach her, she might be able to do some basic repairs. That would free Ratchet up for tending to you.

Did you even try to talk sense into her? Threaten to tie her down? She is not being sensible about this... Boat can take us all down... Best to leave it for the soldiers.

[Yeah he's just growling now.]

She is capable of doing basic repairs off the battlefield. Probably better at it off than on. And Ratchet is the Autobot medic, Bumblebee. He looks after us all. Why would he only work on me?

Her being an in-field mechanic was talking sense into her. At least that way she'll stay behind me instead of beside me.

She needs something to do. She's young and she wants to be useful; telling her that staying hidden and quiet is the way she can be most useful will hurt her, and she won't accept it anyway. You know what that's like.

[After all, look at Bumblebee.]

We can't keep watch on her all the time, and in order to make sure she doesn't run off in a desperate attempt to prove she's capable I needed to find a middle ground. Being my mechanic was it.

Besides...you need Ratchet more than I do. And I happen to like Mikaela.

[Ironhide doesn't answer right away. He wants to snap at 'Bee, and inform him further of how bad an idea he thinks this is. But the logic is there, as much as he doesn't want to admit it.

Eventually, he just growls.]

I dislike this plan. I think it can only end badly. You ever heard what happens to those who are killed three times or more?

... But you... know the girl better. Do what you want.

Never said I disliked her. But I fail to see the need to assign us separate medics. Ratchet has looked after more than just two of us before.

[Oh thank goodness.]

I know. Trust me, I wish human reasoning defaulted to logic too, but you and I both know they just don't work like that. Especially the young ones.

[Bumblebee will not, however, inform Ironhide that the reason he wants Ratchet free for Ironhide is because Ironhide is old. He's not quite that reckless.]

Some of them do. Lennox did. ... to a point. Makes me wish he were here. Maybe he could--egh.

Just keep watch on her.

[He sighs - he really does not like this plan. But, admittedly, 'Bee knows Mikaela best. She still confuses Ironhide to no end.]

Won't take my eyes off her.

[And now for something completely different.]

I want to meet your team. May I?

Good.

[He grunts.]

Yeah. Sure. You would like King. He gets along well with our kind.

[And he may or may not be the reason certain aspects of the old 'Bot's life have significantly improved.]

You seem to like King well enough. I figure it warrants a meeting if you count him as a friend.

Yeah. He gets the whole... soldier... thing.

Meet him if you want. Not hard to find him.

Yup, I've got his ID memorized. I'll look him up.

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