27th Transmission / 4th Wall Day~

[heavyweaponsbot]

... why is everyone suddenly watching films? And why is it loud on board?

What happened this time?

Comments

[luna-kitsu-blu.livejournal.com]

Denile is not a river in Egypt, bb.

'Ship'. It means I like your relationship and sincerely wish you great success and happiness.

As long as it continues to be entertaining, that is.

[heavyweaponsbot]

There is no relationship! We are not... we are... friends!

What is the matter with you? How do you--where are you getting these ideas!

[luna-kitsu-blu.livejournal.com]

Ever think that lying like this hurts Ratchet's feelings? It must suck to love someone and hear them tell everyone how much they Don't Love You Back.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... I am... not hurting him. I would... never hurt him.

Stop insinuating these things...!

[luna-kitsu-blu.livejournal.com]

You could be hurting him!

I know it would bother me.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I am not. I would never... He knows I... would not...

...

He should know.

[luna-kitsu-blu.livejournal.com]

Dude.

That's not how relationships work. You can tell him until your speakers over heat that you love him when you're alone, but if you're telling everyone else something different, he may wonder if you're just lying to him when no one else can hear.

Or maybe he knows you're so touchy and it doesn't bother him. I could be wrong. It'd still probably make him super happy if you'd step up and be honest about both of you.

You aren't the only two gay guys on the boat, y'know. It's a whole floating gay-bar.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... You assume I have ever... done this... before. I have not. Ever.

He knows my temper better than I do. He understands. I do not have to prove anything to strangers. I would never lie to him. Or any other Autobot!

...

What is... "gay"?

[luna-kitsu-blu.livejournal.com]

Gay is slang for 'homosexual', which is when two people of the same gender emotionally and/or physically desired each other. So when you and Ratchet are human and actually conform to our--human's--concept of the male gender, and go off and bang? You're being gay together.

I still think Ratchet would do a happy dance if you grew a pair of wrecking balls and owned up to your feelings. I don't see what's so embarrassing about loving someone else. You two are ADORABLE!

[heavyweaponsbot]

But we... have no... genders. We are mechanical. ... Why do humans have to label everything. It is irritating.

... He knows. Why must everyone else? He is the only one who needs to know. And he does.

We are involved in a war. These things... they are a weakness. For our enemies to exploit.

[luna-kitsu-blu.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, see, you should talk to Torn about that stuff. He's going through the same thing with Ashelin right now.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Who?

[luna-kitsu-blu.livejournal.com]

Torn! He's another military man, with a scratchy voice. He was asking recently about decks and stuff.

He's in love with a woman here named Ashelin and they're working through their relationship, too. Maybe you guys could compare notes.

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

I do not want to discuss... things. With a strange organic.