27th Transmission / 4th Wall Day~

[heavyweaponsbot]

... why is everyone suddenly watching films? And why is it loud on board?

What happened this time?

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[heavyweaponsbot]

... You assume I have ever... done this... before. I have not. Ever.

He knows my temper better than I do. He understands. I do not have to prove anything to strangers. I would never lie to him. Or any other Autobot!

...

What is... "gay"?

[luna-kitsu-blu.livejournal.com]

Gay is slang for 'homosexual', which is when two people of the same gender emotionally and/or physically desired each other. So when you and Ratchet are human and actually conform to our--human's--concept of the male gender, and go off and bang? You're being gay together.

I still think Ratchet would do a happy dance if you grew a pair of wrecking balls and owned up to your feelings. I don't see what's so embarrassing about loving someone else. You two are ADORABLE!

[heavyweaponsbot]

But we... have no... genders. We are mechanical. ... Why do humans have to label everything. It is irritating.

... He knows. Why must everyone else? He is the only one who needs to know. And he does.

We are involved in a war. These things... they are a weakness. For our enemies to exploit.

[luna-kitsu-blu.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, see, you should talk to Torn about that stuff. He's going through the same thing with Ashelin right now.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Who?

[luna-kitsu-blu.livejournal.com]

Torn! He's another military man, with a scratchy voice. He was asking recently about decks and stuff.

He's in love with a woman here named Ashelin and they're working through their relationship, too. Maybe you guys could compare notes.

[heavyweaponsbot]

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I do not want to discuss... things. With a strange organic.