heavyweaponsbot: (I will not bow)
Ironhide ([personal profile] heavyweaponsbot) wrote2010-01-01 12:36 pm
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18th Transmission -- Open Commentlog

[The sound of fireworks exploding can be heard in the background, along with the usual accompaniment of shifting metal. And the occasional, short laugh. Ironhide sounds amused when he speaks, in contrary to what he's saying.]

They really think these are fireworks? Give me my cannons back... I will show them fireworks.

[He pauses, chuckling to himelf.]

Guess it could be worse...

[He's up on the upper deck, like everyone else, occupying a secluded section of the rail, and leaning heavily against a nearby wall, should anyone desire to pester him.]
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heavyweaponsbot: (>B()

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-01-02 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[If he's out of sensor range, he's out of pounding range. For now.]

We have no way of knowing, now do we?

[identity profile] shockedlogic.livejournal.com 2010-01-02 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I am quite capable of assuming it.

[Then he's gotten lucky for the time being.]
heavyweaponsbot: (Somebody call demolitions?)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-01-02 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I prefer tests to assumptions. Could have assumed that I could pound your faceplates in... instead, it required a test.

[identity profile] shockedlogic.livejournal.com 2010-01-02 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Tests are not required when the hypothesis's result can be deduced from previous information.
heavyweaponsbot: (We are not amused)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-01-02 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
... Are you attempting to tell me you understand the captain of this ship?

[identity profile] shockedlogic.livejournal.com 2010-01-02 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
To understand him, one simply needs understand that - beyond a certain few responses - the captain is not understandable at all. [He is going to embrace the crazy as logically as possible.]

And that had he been in the mood for your particular fireworks display, he would have left us with our weaponry.
heavyweaponsbot: (Interesting. Does it explode?)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-01-02 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
... Your logic makes no sense. At all. How does that make him any more predictable?

He simply does not know what he is missing.

[identity profile] shockedlogic.livejournal.com 2010-01-04 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
It does not, beyond allowing one the reasonable assumption that he will not act in a predictable manner.

If this ship has been under his captaincy for more than one voyage, I am fairly certain he does know.
heavyweaponsbot: (I will not bow)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-01-04 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Tell you where you can shove your assumptions...

I have not been here before. He does not know.

[identity profile] shockedlogic.livejournal.com 2010-01-04 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
You, on the other servo, are painfully predictable.

If you say so.
heavyweaponsbot: (Both defendant and judge)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-01-04 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
And so are you. Lucky me.
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