Ironhide (
heavyweaponsbot) wrote2009-11-11 01:20 pm
12th Transmission
I tire of this ship, its crew, and its... holidays. I have no use for these toys. What is the meaning of this?
And is there nowhere I can have a proper spar? Settle for the bees again, if nothing else...
Hmnf.
[The comm clicks off. If anyone is so inclined, the weapons master can be found down in the caves, brooding, and occasionally slamming a fist or two into the walls.
As for his squeaky whale, it has been deposited safely in front of a certain medical officer's door without so much as a word on the subject.]
And is there nowhere I can have a proper spar? Settle for the bees again, if nothing else...
Hmnf.
[The comm clicks off. If anyone is so inclined, the weapons master can be found down in the caves, brooding, and occasionally slamming a fist or two into the walls.
As for his squeaky whale, it has been deposited safely in front of a certain medical officer's door without so much as a word on the subject.]

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[She wriggled her fingers and then set them into fists.]
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You could not reach my vital systems if you tried.
[Of course, he'd try not to pound her flat. Optimus had said they were not to harm the humans...]
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[He didn't seem to be fully into this; that meant he wouldn't make the first strike willingly. She'd have to provoke it. Sliding her right leg back, she bent low and then dashed forwards, towards the robot. Her intent is not to strike; she's hoping for a counterattack from him, which she is focused on dodging.]
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(OOC: Samus is far stronger than a human. I was checking the comic, and she can easily jump thirty or forty feet into the air; jumping requires strength. All of her punches in the comic were in her suit, so that can't really be used. I'm quite certain that Ironhide is stronger than her, but she should be able to take her hits if she moves with them.)
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...
Perhaps... this was a bad plan.
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You should not alert your opponent when her plan is ill conceived.
[Then she tightens her grip with her arms and hands, releasing her legs from around his upper arm. Snapping out with her powerful legs, she kicks repeatedly for his chest and side. His armor seemed resilient enough to take her blows, but maybe she could still earn his respect.]
[This was hardly a fair fight, she thought. Even though his armor is like a skin, he was with his and she was without hers.]
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[He shakes his arm, a few times, wondering idly if he can discourage further brawling. He has no intention of harming the female... and half-fears he will if this goes on.
Of course, all that goes out of his processor when her strikes impact the chest wound. Normally, his armor would have held, shrugging off the blows. But this injury... he jerks, pain receptors firing wildly, and staggers with a pained grunt.]
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This would be more fair if I had my armor.