IC INBOX || DEER TOWN

[heavyweaponsbot]

[There's a lot of beeping noises. Someone trying to push buttons and accidentally mashing down the entire keypad.]

[Several times.]

[Eventually there's a grunt--]

There. Now. Leave--

[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.]

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

What



Elaborate. What sort of planetary cannon?

[phaseflex]

the type nestled in a set of meteors and owned by a complete moron

[heavyweaponsbot]

Keep going.

You have my attention.

[phaseflex]

ceo of maliwan
he started a war on a planet full of civilians

so like any reasonable people, we turned his head inside out for it

[heavyweaponsbot]

Oh

I like this story.

Keep going.

[phaseflex]

that's pretty much it my dude
you got nothing to exchange?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Several things.

For example - you are not the only one to blow up a moon.

[phaseflex]

we didn't blow up a moon
came close to it several times
but all the moons we encountered remained untouched

what did you do?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Too bad. It is quite the sight.

It was going to blow up anyway. Just kept getting in the way.

So I detonated it.

[phaseflex]

sounds like a public service to me

[heavyweaponsbot]

So it was.

It is about time someone agrees.

[phaseflex]

[there's a beat.]

ironhide is it?
didn't we meet on that titanic?
you don't look as fleshy in your userpic as you did then

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yeah.

And yeah.

I am not. That was not my proper form.

[phaseflex]

what's your real one?
send me bod pics bro

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Wellp.]

[Incoming photo of Ironhide. It's... not a great angle. But hey, you try and take a photo with a tiny camera and big robot hands.]

[phaseflex]

[there's a short pause while she looks over these. it takes her a little while to even realise just how huge he is.]

my friend i hope this request doesn't come across as too much of a strange one
but i need to fight you
immediately

[heavyweaponsbot]

What sort of fight are you seeking?

I will not kill a human being - it is against our

orders.

[phaseflex]

that's the only reason why, huh?

just a spar
i'm not interested in killing anyone

[heavyweaponsbot]

Only reason I want to disclose.

Very well
I accept those terms.

[phaseflex]

fair enough

field by the lake
see you there

[SHE'LL BE WAITING]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Very well. I shall be there.

[NYOOOOM. He will be.]

[phaseflex]

[HELL YEAH BROTHER

when amara sees him, she figures... he's big. he's metal. reminds her a bit of the old hyperion bots, honestly, but not as shittily built. he's barely transformed before she's summoned her arms and flung herself at him.]

HEADS UP, BIG BOY!

jabs how do i write fight scenes

[heavyweaponsbot]

[what]

[She should have mentioned the arms.]

[Still - he's quick to meet force with force. Swinging his own heavy arms up to meet her attack.]

red how do i write

[phaseflex]

[she slams into his arms when he blocks with force that would probably shatter the bones in the body of a lesser human. as it is, amara just bounces back off-- three of her arms took most of the impact (being spectral, they have no bones to break or nerve endings to feel pain) and pushed her off. she rolls onto the grass, putting all eight of her dukes up while laughing delightedly.]

You're huge! Even the Constructors weren't this big!

i have no idea

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Honestly, Ironhide has to laugh, too. A tiny human, threatening him with glowing arms. It's ridiculous. Absurd. And he is fine with that.]

[He takes a step back, rolling his shoulders.]

I am average by our standards.