Ironhide (
heavyweaponsbot) wrote2011-03-16 04:14 pm
6th Transmission - Audio / Action
-- Eugh! Filthy... wretched...! Off me!
[Well. Anyone who was wondering where the hell Ironhide went off to, look no further for your answer. There are crashing sounds as the big Autobot tears his way out of the jungle. Underbrush is trampled, trees actually punched -- despite the fact that it doesn't really help matters.]
Where is that energon...
[He does sound displeased, more so than usual. Tramping around the jungle, getting stuck, and deprived of fuel for a long while doesn't do wonders for the old 'Bot's temper. And the rain isn't helping matters.]
I hate this place.
[Well. Anyone who was wondering where the hell Ironhide went off to, look no further for your answer. There are crashing sounds as the big Autobot tears his way out of the jungle. Underbrush is trampled, trees actually punched -- despite the fact that it doesn't really help matters.]
Where is that energon...
[He does sound displeased, more so than usual. Tramping around the jungle, getting stuck, and deprived of fuel for a long while doesn't do wonders for the old 'Bot's temper. And the rain isn't helping matters.]
I hate this place.

i know huh 8D
IT'S AMAZING
Pokes it. With a toe.]
AMAZING AND AWESOME
[Fluttershy startles backwards, wings flapping in panic - straight into a tree, knocking her head against the trunk. Falling down, she lands on her butt and holds her head between her hooves.]
Owwie...
[Hey Ironhide, ever seen a small yellow pegasus with pink hair?]
YES.
A tiny... talking horse.
With wings.
His expression turns into a sort of scowl.]
What is this?
oh hey, is Ironhide downsized at all here? Or is he a full-sized GMC |D
Oh Equestria, he's big.]
Oh - oh my goodness, ohmygoodness, um - I'm very sorry, um, Mister Dragon, I didn't mean to get in your way, oh dear!
[She dissolves into squeaking.]
He is 10', only half his regular size |D
Dragon? What is that--
[And then it's squeaking. All Spark, why is it squeaking? Did it break?]
... Are you damaged?
And Fluttershy can't be more than 3' at the shoulder.
You're... not a dragon?
So tiny ;o;
[He says this with a contemptuous snort. It just isn't a good day to catch the old soldier... The snort, however, launches a bit of grass from his vents, ruining the whole, "stoic, cranky warrior" pose he's going for.]
... oops.
Her bunny comes up at least to her knee. Not counting the ears. So yeah she's tiny XD
Oh. I've never heard an "Autobot."
[Little yellow wings unfold and flap. Despite the unthinkable wingspan-to-body ratio, she actually flies, and fairly effortlessly. Physics, what hath thou wrought.
Apparently recovered, she flies up to Ironhide's head level. Otherwise she'd just be staring at his knees.]
I'm Fluttershy.
[He's not a pony - or a dragon - so she thinks of him as a large, scary creature like a manticore. Manticores are no problem.]
Aaaaaaah tiny pony ;o;
[But, what does surprise him is the flying. He pulls his head back from her, unused to things dancing around his head -- at least, things that don't want him dead. Besides... how is she doing that. HOW.
He just stares for a minute. A full sixty seconds of staring, while his processor works to catch up with this craziness.]
...
Ironhide.
so bitty ;u;
It's very nice to meet you, Ironhide. I didn't mean to get in your way.
/keeps in box
You were not in the way. I did not see you.
/feeds marshmallows
[Her eyes widen at the creaking.]
Oh my! Are you alright?!
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... What? Why?
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[She gently reaches out with her muzzle to pluck the shredded remains of a vine from his armor. Crashing through plants and trees like that will leave you with bits of vegetation all over the place, it seems.]
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[And, before he can protest, she's... pulling things off him. He watches her, fighting the urge to pull away from the personal space invasion, reminding himself sternly that she's... helping.]
Happens. When you get lost.
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You were lost? How awful!
[And she means that, too! It must have been so scary :c ]
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Had worse. Just... not in all the trees.
[They kept getting in the way.]
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My goodness, he certainly has odd scales. Or, more like the hard parts on the outside of a beetle. She wonders if all Autobots are covered in armor.]
There you go! Isn't that better?
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And, when she pulls back, he rolls his shoulders to check things out.]
... You a medic?
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Oh! Um -
[Hovering takes a bit of effort, so she chooses a slightly elevated patch of turf and lights upon it. She taps her hoof once in thought.
She mostly takes care of injured critters, but Ironhide's not a pony. He's more like a manticore or a slightly more grown-up Spike.]
Well, I guess so, yes.
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Never thought equines could be medics...
[He pauses. Maybe that's the wrong word.]
... or mechanics.
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Well, I don't know about that... I wouldn't know what to do if the Weather Factory needed repairs. But what does that have to do with medics?
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[He shrugs. He tends to forget that this isn't obvious to most people.]
I am an Autobot. Living, mechanical organism. A mechanic is a medic... sort of.
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But that's okay, because talk of mechanical organisms goes over her head just as badly.]
Well, I've never heard of that, but I'll certainly do anything I can.
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Sorry about the lag, life kinda happened D:
oh how dare you have LIFE >8O ... no it's cool don't even worry <3
<3333333
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