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heavyweaponsbot) wrote2010-09-17 01:38 pm
heavyweaponsbot) wrote2010-09-17 01:38 pm
56th Transmission - [Audio/Video]
You humans have the strangest things in your belongings...
[The video cuts in briefly to show Ironhide on the luggage deck. He's holding what appears to be a piggy bank in his hands, examining it closely. It jingles.
In his other hand is what looks like a can of compressed air... and a bottle of Old Spice body wash.]
At least some of it is useful.
[He sets the piggy bank aside and selects the can next. The video cuts out then, but, shortly thereafter, there is a loud POP. Ironhide is silent. When he speaks again, he sounds disgruntled.]
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Who would keep air in a can!
[The video cuts in briefly to show Ironhide on the luggage deck. He's holding what appears to be a piggy bank in his hands, examining it closely. It jingles.
In his other hand is what looks like a can of compressed air... and a bottle of Old Spice body wash.]
At least some of it is useful.
[He sets the piggy bank aside and selects the can next. The video cuts out then, but, shortly thereafter, there is a loud POP. Ironhide is silent. When he speaks again, he sounds disgruntled.]
...
Who would keep air in a can!
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Internally.
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...You ate it?
[No wonder it burst!]
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... Part of it.
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Sorry, Ironhide. Eating metal might make perfect sense to you, but now he's picturing you as a giant, mechanoid goat, and it's...funny.]
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