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heavyweaponsbot) wrote2010-09-17 01:38 pm
heavyweaponsbot) wrote2010-09-17 01:38 pm
56th Transmission - [Audio/Video]
You humans have the strangest things in your belongings...
[The video cuts in briefly to show Ironhide on the luggage deck. He's holding what appears to be a piggy bank in his hands, examining it closely. It jingles.
In his other hand is what looks like a can of compressed air... and a bottle of Old Spice body wash.]
At least some of it is useful.
[He sets the piggy bank aside and selects the can next. The video cuts out then, but, shortly thereafter, there is a loud POP. Ironhide is silent. When he speaks again, he sounds disgruntled.]
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Who would keep air in a can!
[The video cuts in briefly to show Ironhide on the luggage deck. He's holding what appears to be a piggy bank in his hands, examining it closely. It jingles.
In his other hand is what looks like a can of compressed air... and a bottle of Old Spice body wash.]
At least some of it is useful.
[He sets the piggy bank aside and selects the can next. The video cuts out then, but, shortly thereafter, there is a loud POP. Ironhide is silent. When he speaks again, he sounds disgruntled.]
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Who would keep air in a can!
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That is a lie. This is not safer.
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...I guess that's why they say they can be dangerous.
*He almost told Ironhide he must be using it wrong, but...decided that wasn't very wise.*
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I am not damaged.
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It'd probably be damaging to a human. The warning label markers never take other species into account, anyway.
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Hmnf. The resulting explosion was not nearly enough to so much as chip my paint. The quantity of air in the can was too low. Not enough pressure.
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