52nd Transmission - Audio

[heavyweaponsbot]

[When the comm is picked up, Ironhide starts out perfectly calm and composed.  Even so, there is an odd quality to his voice that isn't usually present.]

For the last time...

[And then he promptly bellows into the comms.]

MAKE UP YOUR MIND!  

Autobot!  I am Autobot!  Not... What is the meaning of this!  Bumblebee, Ratchet.  Respond.  Are you still... hmnf.  Is anyone else ... different?



((ooc: Thanks for the humanizing, captain!))

Comments

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[Hey, he knows that ID and that voice.]

What's wrong? Different how?

[Video]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[In answer, Ironhide flips the video on, glaring into the screen with a very scarred, very cranky... very human face.]

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[Oh man.

Oh man, he shouldn't.

He really, really shouldn't.

HE HAS TO.]

I bet you have very nice buns.

[Also HI. Robots make good looking humans, huh.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[dshfkj;dsjfds He snarls.]

I SHOULD TEAR YOU APART FOR THAT!

[tanvirus.livejournal.com]

[This is the most innocent voice he can muster up.]

But why? It's a compliment!

King was very flattered when I told him.

[Audio]

[havea-heart.livejournal.com]

'm--'m sorry, Ironhide.

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[The content of this comment has been obscured by the censors due to inappropriate content.]

...

[It will resume now.]

I hate this ship.

[Audio]

[havea-heart.livejournal.com]

Well, there--th-there's always alcohol down here at Sergei's...

Not--n-not that, uh, I--I-I promote alcoholism, or--or anything, but.

Stating a--a fact, that's all.

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

That requires walking. Without disabling pain receptors.

...

Maybe I will.

[Audio]

[havea-heart.livejournal.com]

No--n-no, don't--

You don't have to--to go anywhere. I'm--I-I've got a good idea of where you'll be, I--

If you--you want, I can bring you some stuff...

[withanokka.livejournal.com]

And you yell at me for shouting! Jeez!

[heavyweaponsbot]

You would shout too, if you were me right now.

[withanokka.livejournal.com]

What's even wrong? It can't be that bad, can it?

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Ironhide flicks on the video. A very scarred, very cranky human is glowering at Sokka.]

[withanokka.livejournal.com]

......you're.... so...

FLESHY!

[It's said with an unparalleled note of delight.]

[Video]

[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

[GRRRIIIINNNN.]

[Video]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[SCOOOWL]

... That answers that.

[Video]

[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

[LOOK HE'S SQUISHY. LOOK AT HIM LOOK LOOK THIS IS SO COOL]

[Video]

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

Yes. You are human. You want an energon goodie or something?

[text]

[soldierbee.livejournal.com]

[B'awww he has to switch to text, he wanted to keep it on video.]

You look pretty cool as an organic, Ironhide. Or I think you do.

[alittlegreedy.livejournal.com]

Oh, hey.


It's the grumpy guy again.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Oh. It is the irritation again.

[alittlegreedy.livejournal.com]

Not my problem if you're easily ticked.

What's an Autobot?

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He growls.]

Sentient mechanical life.

[alittlegreedy.livejournal.com]

So, you're like... Usually a robot?