43rd Transmission - Video

[heavyweaponsbot]

[All the video shows is Ironhide scowling down into his comm.  He seems to have left the party, and is, instead, in his/Ratchet's room.  Propped up in bed.  Surrounded by pillows.  Oh yes, he is not a happy not-robot.]

...

I am still like this.  Why am I still like this.  It did not last this long the last time.

Comments

but the icons!

[bemiiine.livejournal.com]

Yup! They call me the Mystic Witch, Pamela the Great~!

[eek, that's a threatening noise]

Stuck...? Do you need help?!

There's always the crack memes!

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Good for you?

[Another unhappy sound.]

No. Just damaged. Supposed to lie here.

thank god for those

[bemiiine.livejournal.com]

Heehee~ Thanks, monsieur!

[at the sound of that, her voice takes on a note of concern]

D-damaged? Do you need healing?!

Mmmhmmm X3

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Ironhide sighs. His tone is sulky.]

Yeah. Damaged. Arbiter tore my leg out of alignment. Shoved a blade in my internals.

... I am healing.

[bemiiine.livejournal.com]

Br-broken leg and stabbie stabbied?

[a broken leg is probably way out of her league here on elegante, but a stab wound...]

Pamela knows healing magic~! I can fix the wound--!

[heavyweaponsbot]

No. Pulled the hip joint out of alignment. Broke it.

... You want to repair me?

[bemiiine.livejournal.com]

S-sounds painful...

Yup! You're still a human, right? Pamela's magic can fix humans~!

[heavyweaponsbot]

It is.

[Though he says it so casually.]

Yeah. Still human... but I have a medic already.

[bemiiine.livejournal.com]

Med-ick... Do they know magic? POOF~! No more wound?!

[heavyweaponsbot]

...

No.

[bemiiine.livejournal.com]

Heehee~ Pamela can do that!

[heavyweaponsbot]

... I... prefer my medic.

[It's nothing personal. He's always like this when he gets injured.]

[bemiiine.livejournal.com]

Oh...

[she pouts at the comm a bit. she was only trying to be helpful]

I-if that's what you want, monsieur...

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Ironhide grumbles something half in Cybertronian.]

... Kind of. Yeah. Prefer... him.

[bemiiine.livejournal.com]

O-okee dokee! Feel better soon, monsieur!!

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Ironhide.

[bemiiine.livejournal.com]

...what's that?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Me.

[bemiiine.livejournal.com]

[wait, what? for a confused second she just blinks at the comm-- and then she figures it out]

Aha~! Pamela's never heard a name like that before! Irrroooonhiiiiide~ Cool name!!

[heavyweaponsbot]

[A silence.]

... It... is?

[bemiiine.livejournal.com]

Yeah!

[her voice becomes loud and excited, and she punctuates her next words with dramatic actions, even if ironhide can't see them]

Iron! Hiiiide!

[have a bit of giggling]

It's a strong name~

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He holds the comm away from his ear, frowning at it.]

... 'Course it is. Suits me fine.

[bemiiine.livejournal.com]

Yeah! 'cause Ironhide is a strong guy~!

[there are sparkles of admiration in her voice right now. people with cool names are always awesome in her books]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yeah. I am. No one else has better armor.

[So smug.]

[bemiiine.livejournal.com]

[SO IMPRESSED RIGHT NOW. this guy is just the coolest]

Can Pamela see~?