heavyweaponsbot | 27th Transmission / 4th Wall Day~

Entry tags:

... why is everyone suddenly watching films? And why is it loud on board?

What happened this time?

Not tougher than Optimus... Hm? [Nudges him with an elbow - no one's as tough as Prime, 'Bee.]

Well, obviously. [Optimus is in a totally different class than the rest of them. He meant out of anyone that isn't a godly Prime.]

Knew you were a smart one. ['Bee it is so good to see you. You have no idea.]

It is one of my primary functions. [To be an insufferable smart aleck.]

What? You mean crying was not? [Oh you're hilarious, Ironhide.]

That's my secondary, but the insinuation hurts my feelings. I might have to prioritize.

... That was a joke, Bumblebee. You were supposed to laugh.

I was joking back with you. You're supposed to laugh.

...

I knew that. I was... testing you. You know. Testing.

Oh yes. Of course.

... [You know what, 'Bee? Robot noogies. You're getting them.]

[NO FAIR YOU'RE BIGGER

Bee struggles half-heartedly.]

[ALL IS FAIR IN THIS GAME, 'BEE.

He lets go after a moment of struggling, smirking.]

[Bumblebee straightens himself out, pretending to set his armor right.] ...you're still pretty tough for such an old 'bot.

If I did not have a hole in my chest, I would show you just how tough this old frame still is.