Ironhide (
heavyweaponsbot) wrote2010-03-08 06:58 pm
26th Transmission
... Ow! Rocks...?
[Silence - except for the familiar creaking and groaning of metal as Ironhide looks around. When he speaks, the gravely, aged voice is back. He does sound more... groggy... than usual. "Hungover", would be a better word.]
What... just happened...? Why... am I in... the bar?
[And as it all dawns on him. Crap, crap, crap.]
... I can explain everything. To all of you. Ratchet--I did... not mean to leave...
[Silence - except for the familiar creaking and groaning of metal as Ironhide looks around. When he speaks, the gravely, aged voice is back. He does sound more... groggy... than usual. "Hungover", would be a better word.]
What... just happened...? Why... am I in... the bar?
[And as it all dawns on him. Crap, crap, crap.]
... I can explain everything. To all of you. Ratchet--I did... not mean to leave...

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Ratchet? What did you... do?
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It's even in stereo as he finally approaches you. You had better get your aft ready to leave.]
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Turn that off.
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Back to my quarters, now.
And you may put that communicator in here as well.
[The back doors of his alternate mode swing open, as if to punctuate his point.]
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[He tosses the comm in, but not without lightly brushing a hand over one of the doors.]
Want me to drive?
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Closing the doors, he turned the music up ever so slightly.]
Driving would be easiest. Are you able to transform?
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Yeah... give me a second...
[And in short order, there was a golf kart of death nearby.]
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He kept his speed low, knowing that Ironhide's highest was nowhere close to his own, and even then, he did not want him straining himself in this state.]
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Nonetheless, I have yet to find the time to tidy it up. So you will have to forgive the mess, and find a place to recharge amongst it.
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Mmnf. At this point? I do not... care what the room looks like. Just tired.
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[And, there's his door. He finally transforms, opening it for Ironhide.]
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[He transforms himself, limping inside. He's careful to avoid the sample carnage, stepping over it until he can flop back against a wall.]
Ow.
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I am fairly sure I do not have to explain why you are sore.
It is for the best that you take the time to recharge.
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[He shutters his optics, settling himself against the wall.]
... your stuff. Not... too damaged... is it?
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However, I do have half a processor to make you come with me to recollect the samples. It would be an appropriate punishment.
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[He grunts, settling back against the wall a little more.]. Mmn. If you want me to, I will. Not going to enjoy it, but... I owe you.
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You may find it more entertaining than that - For example, I found those rock samples in the cave where I was almost ingested by a rather large fish!
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[He sits up straight at that.] Where... you what!