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Ironhide ([personal profile] heavyweaponsbot) wrote2010-03-05 03:20 pm
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25th Transmission - Event

[The voice on the comm isn't the same as it usually is. The grating tone is gone, it's much smoother, and lacks the formal phrasing. But he still sounds vaguely British]

What's going on... where'd the barracks go? Supposed to be getting my weapons refitted...

Hey! Someone wanna tell me what's up? This some kind of really bad prank? 'Cause if it is...



((ooc: Yeah, Ironhide's memory-regressed, along with age-regressed. As far as he knows, he's still a low-ranked soldier in the Cybertronian Armed Forces, who idolizes his leader... Megatron. Not that it really matters much, but there you go. He's maybe... the robot version of 18 or so, as opposed to his normal OHGODOLDERTHANDIRT 50-ish.))
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[identity profile] meinwwherz.livejournal.com 2010-03-07 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Who knows; you may find one you can tolerate one day.
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[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-07 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh please. I'd rather go flash my spark at a scrap drone.

[identity profile] meinwwherz.livejournal.com 2010-03-07 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, he's remembering that one.

And he's laughing now because that phrasing is amazing.]

Wait, what?
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[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-07 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Said I'd rather flash my spark at a scrap drone. Your hearing gone or somethin'?

[identity profile] meinxxherz.livejournal.com 2010-03-07 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
No, I heard you, I just--

Humor the organic, Ironhide. You'd rather flash your what at who?
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[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-07 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Spark. At a scrap drone.

Y'know? Tiny little halfwits. They give you viruses.

[identity profile] meinwwherz.livejournal.com 2010-03-07 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Ooooh god. This is just--this is priceless.]

No, no, I get it now.

[ooooh myyy goooooood.]
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[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-07 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[He's going to be so embarrassed when he gets back to normal.]

Good. Wasn't going to explain anymore. Even the newly created know this scrap.

[identity profile] meinwwherz.livejournal.com 2010-03-07 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid I don't know much about your culture, there.

I'm just working off context clues.
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[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-07 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, whatever. Maybe there's some attractive soldier wandering around...

[identity profile] meinwwherz.livejournal.com 2010-03-07 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Best of luck, there.

I'm afraid I...kinda fall into the rusted bag of bolts category, myself. In human standards.

I just, you know, bring this up because I doubt any 'attractive soldiers' will be coming my way for a while.
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[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-07 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
So go find one your own age. Your social life's not my problem, organic. I got other things to worry about.

Like gettin' off this ship.

[identity profile] meinwwherz.livejournal.com 2010-03-07 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[God, who IS his age now? He's like...fifty.]

Right. Just don't try jumping off the side. I don't, heh, I don't think that's gonna work.
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[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-07 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
What, you think I'm that stupid?

[identity profile] meinwwherz.livejournal.com 2010-03-07 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Nope--it's just a joke.
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[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-07 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. That's kind of... a terrible joke.
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