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Ironhide ([personal profile] heavyweaponsbot) wrote2010-03-05 03:20 pm
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25th Transmission - Event

[The voice on the comm isn't the same as it usually is. The grating tone is gone, it's much smoother, and lacks the formal phrasing. But he still sounds vaguely British]

What's going on... where'd the barracks go? Supposed to be getting my weapons refitted...

Hey! Someone wanna tell me what's up? This some kind of really bad prank? 'Cause if it is...



((ooc: Yeah, Ironhide's memory-regressed, along with age-regressed. As far as he knows, he's still a low-ranked soldier in the Cybertronian Armed Forces, who idolizes his leader... Megatron. Not that it really matters much, but there you go. He's maybe... the robot version of 18 or so, as opposed to his normal OHGODOLDERTHANDIRT 50-ish.))
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heavyweaponsbot: (Event | Pre-War || Punch not processing)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-06 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
This mess could take on an entire army and come out on top! With only minor damage! Got the heavy armor upgrade for a reason.

... Eh, they're always lazy anyway.

Yeah, and I've dealt with the likes of you. Buncha self-righteous civilians. Complain and whine until we gotta job to do, and save your afts.

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2010-03-07 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Only fools who cannot keep themselves out of the line of fire opt for that upgrade - If only they had shorted out that ego of yours in the process. It might keep you alive longer.

No, I am quite happy to complain about stupidity while you are protecting us as well. There are intelligent soldiers, and there are hot-headed upstarts who will not function long enough to receive their next upgrade. Do at least try to pretend you are the former.
heavyweaponsbot: (Event | Pre-War || Punch not processing)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-07 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Shows what you know. Need the heavy armor if you're gonna fire the heavy artillery. I'm gonna be weapons master. I need it.

I'm intelligent. Just not like some dirt-scraping, can't carry a rifle, civilian. Different kind of smart--not that you'd know anything about it.

Glitching old scrap pile.

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2010-03-07 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
The difference being I do not wish to carry a rifle. Violence is not a part of my programming, not that you would know anything about that.

It is only those who cannot create that destroy. I doubt you are good for much else.
heavyweaponsbot: (Event | Pre-War || I am NOT sulking.)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-07 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know about that. You're a civilian. You hide under your berth when trouble shows up.

... I could create somethin' if I wanted to. Like a rifle.

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2010-03-07 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly. That must be where I mend your comrades.

... I believe you have made my point.
heavyweaponsbot: (Event | Pre-War || Punch not processing)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-07 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah. Old timer like you... have to need a huge berth. Lots of room under there.

... You just said "create".

[identity profile] medicalofficer.livejournal.com 2010-03-07 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
I would have better luck ramming my helm off a bulkhead than speaking with you. You had best hope you do not require repairs on this vessel, or you will find your vocals de-activated.
heavyweaponsbot: (Event | Pre-War || EEEE! 8D!)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-07 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
You have fun with that. Maybe I'll come watch.
heavyweaponsbot: (Ceiling Ironhide has you in his sights)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-03-08 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Old scrapheap.
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