heavyweaponsbot: (FLAWLESS. VICTORY.)
Ironhide ([personal profile] heavyweaponsbot) wrote2010-02-23 02:53 pm
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23rd Transmission (Backdated a bit)

[The following transmission has been backdated to the end of the hour after this occurred. Ironhide was "assaulted" by dancing macaroni in his personal space.]

Little scraplets! Be quiet I say!

[There's the sound of heavy metal feet impacting the floor, and the muted crunch of dried pasta. Eventually, as the hour winds down, the singing dies away, and Ironhide stops destroying his room killing macaroni.]

...

Hah! I have done it!

Now who is in control, Captain? Hmn! Your little tricks are worthless! I have defeated them.

[No, no he hasn't, the time just ran out. But he just sounds so proud of himself...]

I win.
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heavyweaponsbot: (On your feet)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-02-25 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... I know.

[There is affection in his voice - such a good daughter.]

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[She's going to go shriek into her pillow with laughter later. But for now it's contained.]

So how've you been?

Other than...massacring macaroni.
heavyweaponsbot: (brb rebooting I saw Ratchet's hips)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-02-26 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[... She wasn't at the party, was she? She doesn't--she can't know. It's just a question.

Right?]

Fine. Just... fine.

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Ooohohoho yes she was |D]

Oh, good. I saw you at the party, but didn't say hi. You looked um...busy.
heavyweaponsbot: (OH FUCK MY LIFE)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-02-26 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[... Oh frag his life sideways.]

...

What.

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Um...you were busy.

So I didn't uh...interrupt.
heavyweaponsbot: (WTF JUST HAPPENED HERE.)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-02-26 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
I... was not. I do--I do not... know what you... what you mean.

[Ohgod. No. Not happening. Not... happening. Ow--ow, why does his chest hurt.]

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[...Damn. She's said something wrong.]

Oh, you know. Just...socializing and all. Nothing big. [Play it offffff...]
heavyweaponsbot: (OH FUCK MY LIFE)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-02-26 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah. Yeah it... was small...

[Oh ow. Oh no. This. No no no.]

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Thought so. I wasn't at the party all that long...didn't really appreciate being whisked away like that...

[SUBJECT CHANGE. NOW.

For some reason, he hates talking about him and Ratchet. So confusing.]
heavyweaponsbot: (Give me the strength)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-02-26 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah. Or... human. I prefer to be myself.

[He gets embarrassed. And overreacts. Horribly.]

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I don't blame you. Bet it's really weird being like us when you're normally like...you.

[Sigh. Oh Ironhide.]
heavyweaponsbot: (But why is the energon gone? :<)

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-02-26 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
You are so... soft. Easily damaged.

[It freaks him out a little.]

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I know. We just have to be more careful about what we do.
heavyweaponsbot: (>B()

[personal profile] heavyweaponsbot 2010-02-26 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Careful is not... a function I am capable of.

[identity profile] chopshopgoddess.livejournal.com 2010-02-26 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I have.
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