IC INBOX || DEER TOWN

[heavyweaponsbot]

[There's a lot of beeping noises. Someone trying to push buttons and accidentally mashing down the entire keypad.]

[Several times.]

[Eventually there's a grunt--]

There. Now. Leave--

[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.]

Comments

[mrsnesbitt]

[HRNRNRHRNHG]

I don't know what to tell you.
Just don't shoot at any of the birds left over.
That'd be rude. You'd probably annoy them. [DONT SHOOT HIS WIFE]

[heavyweaponsbot]

I am not afraid of annoying them.




Are you?

[mrsnesbitt]

No. I think we both know I can handle them.
I just don't want the trouble of having to do so.
Nor am I particularly enthused about hurting another living being.

[heavyweaponsbot]

They cannot all be those like us.

There were too many.

[mrsnesbitt]

I don't know. I don't care.
If you're back to normal then the others will likely follow.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Fine, fine.




Waiting for someone?

[mrsnesbitt]

[........... no answer. suspicious.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Spaceman...?

[mrsnesbitt]

[some significant time later...]

Yes?

[heavyweaponsbot]

What is going on?

[mrsnesbitt]

It appears to be raining.

[...he might've picked up some of this obtuseness from ironhide himself.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Spaceman...

You are hiding something.

[mrsnesbitt]

No, I'm not.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I do not believe you

[mrsnesbitt]

That sounds like a personal problem.

[heavyweaponsbot]

It is not.

[mrsnesbitt]

Well, I have nothing left to say.
Don't go out in the rain.
You will cry.

Take care, Ironhide.

[heavyweaponsbot]

What

I do not cry

[mrsnesbitt]

[IRONHIDE WILL JUST HAVE TO WORK THAT OUT HIMSELF BC BUZZ HAS PEACED OUT OF THIS CONVERSATION BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!]