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[heavyweaponsbot]

[There's a lot of beeping noises. Someone trying to push buttons and accidentally mashing down the entire keypad.]

[Several times.]

[Eventually there's a grunt--]

There. Now. Leave--

[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.]

Comments

[mrsnesbitt]

Astute observation.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yes.

I have them.

[mrsnesbitt]

I'm quite certain nearly everyone is experiencing weird things.
Even you.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Weird is relative

I am used to weird.

[He says before he turns into a metal death bird.]

1/2

[mrsnesbitt]

I'm sure you are.

dated to whenever ironhide is back to normal LMFAO

[mrsnesbitt]

Let me know when you're not stomping around and eating cars anymore?

he hates this thanks

[heavyweaponsbot]

no

[What are you even saying "no" to, Ironhide.]

MUTUAL FEELING!!

[mrsnesbitt]

I'll take that as a yes.
Too weird for you?

[heavyweaponsbot]

I cannot hear you

breaking up

[mrsnesbitt]

Okay, well, I'm not in the mood to deal with this, so call me back when you're done being a child.

[heavyweaponsbot]

That makes two of us.

[mrsnesbitt]

How did you turn back?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Just happened.

I do not have an explanation.

[mrsnesbitt]

When? Where?
Are you sure you didn't do something before it happened?

[heavyweaponsbot]

I do not recall. Only that it happened.

Why?

[mrsnesbitt]

I just

need to know.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Space man.

What happened?

1/2

[mrsnesbitt]

[he should tell ironhide, because who could help wrangle her in if not him? buzz is too small to do this, not strong enough. he can't do it on his own and he doesn't want to try and get woody and bo on it, either. she's far too dangerous right now.

his typing bubble pops up as he starts actually doing this, then... stays up for a good while. abruptly, he'd dropped his fluid and kicked it under a nearby car. he has to do this. he has to ask ironhide for help, but he was so certain she'd died and

]

[mrsnesbitt]

[FINALLY:] Nothing happened!
Just let me know if you see more of those birds around, will you?
I'd like to avoid them.

[if ironhide changed back suddenly for no reason, then so will jessie. buzz'll just keep an eye on her and not call in anyone for help, because she'll be upset enough without being crowded! it'll be fine, he'll get her straight back to the house and the others and then they can help her through whatever happened together.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Maybe this would be less concerning if it weren't for the silence. If the sudden change in tone didn't throw him. It doesn't... sound like the conversation they were just having. If texting can be called a conversation.]

[Ironhide is just embarrassed. He has a sinking feeling something worse occurred.]

I do not believe it.

[mrsnesbitt]

[HRNRNRHRNHG]

I don't know what to tell you.
Just don't shoot at any of the birds left over.
That'd be rude. You'd probably annoy them. [DONT SHOOT HIS WIFE]

[heavyweaponsbot]

I am not afraid of annoying them.




Are you?

[mrsnesbitt]

No. I think we both know I can handle them.
I just don't want the trouble of having to do so.
Nor am I particularly enthused about hurting another living being.

[heavyweaponsbot]

They cannot all be those like us.

There were too many.

[mrsnesbitt]

I don't know. I don't care.
If you're back to normal then the others will likely follow.