IC INBOX || DEER TOWN

[heavyweaponsbot]

[There's a lot of beeping noises. Someone trying to push buttons and accidentally mashing down the entire keypad.]

[Several times.]

[Eventually there's a grunt--]

There. Now. Leave--

[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.]

Comments

[heavyweaponsbot]

You should be worried over their safety. Mine is fine.

[mrsnesbitt]

I'm not worried about you.
I just wanted to know you didn't get left behind.
It would be kind of ridiculous for something 1/100th your size to be worried about you.

[he says, worried about ironhide.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

You seem concerned.



And are more 1/250th.

[mrsnesbitt]

That is because I am capable of basic empathy, Ironhide.
1/250th is far too much.
You're not that tall.

[heavyweaponsbot]

What is that? Never heard of it.

[Ironhide don't be a shit.]

I think it is accurate.

[mrsnesbitt]

Funny.
Anyway, I'm glad you're back here and fine.
Sorry for being weird about everything under the ocean.
I won't do that again.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Define... "being weird".

[You're always weird to him, Buzz Lightsnack.]

[mrsnesbitt]

[...,,..,]

You know what, let's just pretend that you helped me move around that building and I said no words to you at all other than thanks.
Deal?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Very well.

Consider it done.

[mrsnesbitt]

Thanks.

Oh, one last thing.
Did you go to that party before we all came back?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Mn. Unfortunately.

Why?

[mrsnesbitt]

It did something weird to Jessie.
You're the only other inorganic I know that isn't a toy.
Did it get you too?

[heavyweaponsbot]

What do you mean

Weird?

[mrsnesbitt]

I'm not entirely sure yet.
She's just acting odd, and we both were at the party.

Parties are meant to be fun...

[heavyweaponsbot]

Odd?

You are being vague. That is not helpful.

[mrsnesbitt]

I don't really know how to describe it. She's just not herself, and I don't think it's fully related to anything she might've seen or had to do in the city.
When I went to the party, I could fall through mirrors but it made me feel completely worthless.
I haven't worked out the connection, there.
I don't feel like that anymore, but it wasn't normal for me either.

[...why is he telling ironhide this, of all people.]

It made us have an argument.
About stuff we simply don't argue over.
I think we were getting close to temporarility disliking each other.

[typing typing typing typing typing]

Never mind.
Did you come back with any weird crap in your head, is all I'm asking.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Ugh, all these feelings. Why is Buzz even telling him this? What does he expect him to do? Solve the problem? Give advice? Who even knows.]

[He just... sighs.]

And now? Are you back to yourself then? [That's... he can help with that, right?]

Arguing is

It is normal. Everyone argues. You get used to it.

[HE'S HELPING.]

[mrsnesbitt]

[GOOD QUESTION, the answer is that he kind of needs to air this out but at the same time doesn't want to! he typed it without thinking, and now he has regrets. at least ironhide won't care, he reckons.]

I'm back to normal, yes.

[he'll just... ignore the second part. he can just pretend he didn't say it.]

You haven't answered the question for yourself.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Good. Being stuck within a mirror sounds... difficult.

[So does trying to rescue someone stuck in a mirror. Gross.]

I am unharmed. Fine, even.

[Crabbier than usual but oh well.]

[mrsnesbitt]

It felt very weird.

Well, that's good. I guess that's that.

[heavyweaponsbot]

A lot of what you are experiencing here is... weird.

[mrsnesbitt]

Astute observation.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Yes.

I have them.

[mrsnesbitt]

I'm quite certain nearly everyone is experiencing weird things.
Even you.

[heavyweaponsbot]

Weird is relative

I am used to weird.

[He says before he turns into a metal death bird.]