[Sorry this is taking so long, Ironhide! Xanth's reading skills are still kind of terrible, and by kind of I mean very.
Eventually, he pipes up:]
Th-they like the-- the warm water, o-obviously, and the-- I-I guess they eat whatever bugs a-are, uh, a-around.
[He pauses, taps his finger on the page, then looks up.]
A--Are there a-any bugs a--around? I, I've been to th-- th-the pools, a-and they seem... um. N-Not-- not buggy.
[But there have to be bugs. Bugs are everywhere! And there are frogs, so logically, there would be bugs. But not everything follows logic in this place...]
[Xanth turns back to the book. After another minute or so, he looks up again.]
I, I-I don't think th-they're, uh, s--smart enough to be... trained.
[Which is sad, but not surprising, as they are little amphibians and the one on Ironhide's head is probably still trying to crawl into his mouth somehow.
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[Sorry this is taking so long, Ironhide! Xanth's reading skills are still kind of terrible, and by kind of I mean very.
Eventually, he pipes up:]
Th-they like the-- the warm water, o-obviously, and the-- I-I guess they eat whatever bugs a-are, uh, a-around.
[He pauses, taps his finger on the page, then looks up.]
A--Are there a-any bugs a--around? I, I've been to th-- th-the pools, a-and they seem... um. N-Not-- not buggy.
[But there have to be bugs. Bugs are everywhere! And there are frogs, so logically, there would be bugs. But not everything follows logic in this place...]
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[But at the question, he just shakes his head, and looks confused.]
I was not looking for any insects. Just the water.
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[Xanth turns back to the book. After another minute or so, he looks up again.]
I, I-I don't think th-they're, uh, s--smart enough to be... trained.
[Which is sad, but not surprising, as they are little amphibians and the one on Ironhide's head is probably still trying to crawl into his mouth somehow.
As if Ironhide has a real mouth.]
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Maybe C4 was... altered, somehow, then. It seemed intelligent.
[AND HE MISSES THE LITTLE GOLD THING :(]
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[Curiously, he looks up at Ironhide.]
Wh--where did... where did you get s-s-- C4?
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... It just appeared. In the very beginning. Others got them too. And the crew... wanted them.
They would trade honest answers for one of the things.
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[No wonder Xanth doesn't remember them. The 'very beginning' must have been a long time before the Boat picked him up.]
I, I-I guess they are-- p-probably a-- a little d-different, then.
[A pause. Then...]
H-How come you didn't-- you-- y-you know?
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[Ironhide studies the wall.]
Ratchet... was fond of it.