001 -- Audio

[heavyweaponsbot]

[The voice that suddenly booms over the journals should be familiar to some.  And, if not, it's certainly loud and attention-getting.  Someone is clearly unhappy.]

This... is a lie. It must be. It cannot be possible -- not again!

[A pause.  There's some mechanical shifting while the party in question tries to remain calm.  There is also a sound like... water dripping?]

Who is listening? Can anyone hear me! This is Ironhide -- stuck in some... room somewhere. With a talking book. And no frog. I had a frog on me a moment ago.

[Another pause -- and he's right back to being borderline frantic.]

... Ratchet! Do you read this? Answer me! ... Answer me. You must be here.

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[Audio] assuming i don't have to delete it since i dunno how underground log will go...

[thii2ii22tupiid]

You know what to do with the frogs?

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

... What.

[Audio]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

You said you had a frog, don't you know what they're for?

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

C4 is not being used.

[He'd kept the golden frog safe this long. He'd be damned if he gave it up now.]

[Audio]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

...you can't be serious. Why not?

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Why should I explain myself to you? Hmn? I have no idea who you are.

Re: [Audio]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

...you're going to hold out on what could be our one chance to fix shit because you don't know me?!

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Get your own golden frog.

[... not that he actually has C4 anymore. But C4 was Ratchet's... and if the frog is somewhere, he can't give him up.]

[Audio]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

....you don't know how to use them, do you?

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

What business is it of yours what I do with my frog? The crew is gone, anyway.

[Audio]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

Crew? What crew?

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

The crew you want to hand the frog over to. Do you not know anything?

[Audio]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

What, no, there's no crew involved.

*Okay, so he's not sure what the fuck Kanaya did with the frogs, but he's sure there wasn't any sort of crew involved.*

There's a forge involved and a lot of frogs but no crews.

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

... There is no forge involved with this frog.

[Audio]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

Ugh, no of course there isn't, no one's brought one here yet.

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Then why is it any of your concern whether or not I still have C4? Hmn?

[Audio]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

Look, all I asked is if you knew what to do with them. You clearly don't, so it doesn't fucking matter.

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

I do. It is you who know nothing.

Do not waste my time again.

Re: [Audio]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

I clearly know more than you do about it.

[Audio]

[heavyweaponsbot]

No. You do not. Unless you were on the Elegante longer than I was, you know nothing.

Re: [Audio]

[thii2ii22tupiid]

...what the fuck does that stupid ship have to do with this?