11th Transmission -- 4TH WALL EVENT

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Why are the birds speaking.

[Ironhide can be found sitting outside of his artichoke pod and casually throwing rocks at one of the aforementioned birds in irritation.

The bird does not shut up.]

Comments

[reformatedrebel.livejournal.com]

[Ricalna hears the sound of rocks being thrown so he rounds the corner annd...]

What-A robot!?

[zydrateanatomy.livejournal.com]

I might suggest that you cut back on the dosage .. unless that's what you're aiming for?

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Who are you?

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Ironhide just looks at the stranger, his good optic narrowing.]

What are you talking about?

[rankyandcranky.livejournal.com]

Just to annoy you.

[zydrateanatomy.livejournal.com]

Cut back on the dosage? Well .. in your case .. fumes .. perhaps fueled up with low grade instead of premium?

Maybe they're talking for the same reason you're talking?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Then I will take even more pleasure in silencing them.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[No, really, he has absolutely no idea what that's supposed to mean. He scowls at the stranger, his engine kicking on with a low, annoyed growl.]

Are you calling me overcharged? Speak plainly!

[1/3]

[reformatedrebel.livejournal.com]

Why should I tell you!?

[He moves fast, reaching behind his back to grab his guns...]

[2/3]

[reformatedrebel.livejournal.com]

[Only to feel air?

Wait a minute...]

[3/3] Done!

[reformatedrebel.livejournal.com]

[OH SHI-]

I'm unarmed right now!

[heavyweaponsbot]

[Ironhide just sort of blinks, watching this display with an almost bored expression on his face.]

... Yeah? And?

[reformatedrebel.livejournal.com]

[...

...What?]

What kind of robot are you?

[heavyweaponsbot]

Not a 'robot'. Autobot. There is a difference.

[reformatedrebel.livejournal.com]

Like what?

[Who installed that personality.]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Sentience. Emotion. Life.

[reformatedrebel.livejournal.com]

[Huh?]

Robots have A.I.s.

[heavyweaponsbot]

And I am no robot. Are your audio receptors malfunctioning?

[reformatedrebel.livejournal.com]

[He sure hopes not. Last thing he needs is that crazy scientist lady putting more stuff into him.]

My ears are fine. It's you who isn't making any sense.

[heavyweaponsbot]

I explained it. You just refused to listen.

[enduringevening.livejournal.com]

I would usually guess it is a Spirit, but it is far too unintelligent.

['Sup Ironhide. Richter is just going to stand beside and slightly behind you and watch you throw rocks.]

[reformatedrebel.livejournal.com]

Fine.

So you're an Autobot. A kind of sentient robot? There's no such thing. It's all A.I.

[heavyweaponsbot]

... Who are you supposed to be?

[heavyweaponsbot]

No. A living organism. Just happen to be made of metal.

[He snorts.]

And there is obviously no such thing as intelligence on your planet.

[enduringevening.livejournal.com]

I am Richter. I am one of the new arrivals here.